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"Aye we're gonna ball at 4 you gonna stay home or slide (come over) since u need a ride there"
"Aight hold up lms"
Lms by moneytalk March 12, 2017
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Short for "Life Must Suck". If someone posts LMS on their facebook, you should feel extremely bad for them because their life sucks and they are desperate for attention.
Retard: LMS if you think Justin Beiber is cool!!! =D
Normal person: You poor, poor thing.
LMS by ducky59 December 18, 2012
Short for "Lick My Sack," or "Lick My Swag" for a more gender neutral equivalent. More often than not, this is not referring to the actual act of fellating, but rather to virtually fellating someone. A Facebook friend might request that you lick their swag, thus bringing their e-penis to a more erect and noticeable standing. The result of complying with an LMS request is generally the expulsion of a wad of volatile links to things that the recipient thinks are interesting, as well encouraging more future requests. It is generally used by those who are desperate for attention (see attention whore), real or imagined.
"Dude, the other night I was on facebook and there were a bunch of people who told me to LMS."

"Did you do it?"

"Nah, there were so many I would have chaffed my tongue."
LMS by Brain_Bleach February 14, 2012
Little man syndrome - Something small people possess. Mad at the world because of their short height.
My boss has a bad case of LMS!
lms by Therickman May 24, 2005
An accronym for "Lose My Shit."
The "shit" mostly pertains to phone numbers, fax numbers, e-mail addresses, facebook friendship, and any unique means of communication.
Greg: Hey Allan, want to go to KPacho later for a cold one?
Allan: I'd rather drink piss mixed with raw sewage.
Greg: Aright my dude, LMS.
LMS by RealBozoTalk February 22, 2013