Ayyy Lmayonnaise

A phrase that continues the word ayy lmao but adds mayonnaise to the end for some reason, it might sound stupid when you think about it but it gives you something to say when someone pulls out a jar of mayonnaise.

*pull's out jar of thick white substance*
;"Ayyy Lmayonnaise!"
"this isn't mayonnaise"
Then nobody says anything and you should probably leave

by SadistFreakGuy August 28, 2016

LMAYT

"Let me ask you this"

(In IM session)
Filth: LMAYT
CoolFace: Yes, Satan?
Filth: Where oh where is the moondog??

by CoolFace December 29, 2008

Lmayonaise

When u need to pee and poo at the same time because we’re just like that and u want to laugh at urself then u realise that it’s not normal to feel that way so u call the police and then the police come to ur house and break your door and yell FBI OPEN UP and u scream and fall into the toilet

Yesterday I lmayonaised

by Wdlifgf March 1, 2019

Lmayonaise

A term used to express the funniest of something.

Lmayonaise bro, that was hilarious!

by LachyMuller November 3, 2020

lmayonnaise

as in LMAO but made into the food.
witty way of saying LMAO on msn.

Beth: honestly it was so funny!

Rosa: arrrr LMAYONNAISE!

by rellen_innit April 24, 2009

Lmgao

Laughing my ghetto a$$ off.

That fight today was hilarious, lmgao.

by MelanieMaddy February 11, 2010

LMGAO

LMGAO = Licking my green ass opening.

or

A typ-o made when spelling 'LMFAO'

Carmen: Hey, Beatrice. What are you doing?
Beatrice: Lmgao

or

Carmen: *tells a funny joke*
Vanessa: LMGAO
Carmen: Licking my green ass opening?
Vanessa: **LMFAO!

by Look behind you... May 5, 2009