Langston Hughes

A Northern Virginia Middle school known for its abundant ghetto-fabulousness, high cracker percentile, and former employment of a pedophile.

Our vice principle kisses pigs for money...

by Niatch July 21, 2008

Lanstoned

To become so intoxicated that you are extremely annoying. Someone who is Lanstoned greets their friends every five minutes, spills beer on them, and constantly asks them for cigarettes. Someone who is Lanstoned also may hit on their friend's girlfriend or boyfriend, spill bongwater on the record player, or urinate on the couch whilst someone is sitting on it.

Joe: "Yo, Sawyer, whassup!"

Sawyer: (sarcastically) "Hey Joe!"
Joe: "Say, Sawyer, do you by chance have a cigarette?"
Sawyer: "Dude, you just smoked my last one."
Joe: "Oh yeah." (stumbles, and spills beer on Sawyer)
Sawyer: "DAMNIT"
Joe: "Shit man, sorry."
Sawyer: "It's fine"
Joe: "Say, do you have a smoke I can bum?"
Sawyer: (glares)
Joe: "Shit, I'm sorry, I'm Lanstoned right now"
Sawyer: (walks away)

by Air Lanstoned March 18, 2013

langton

Hardcore guy who takes no shit and always tells you what he thinks.

That bastard just went langton on me, I don't think I deserved that.

by jplk December 17, 2004

Langston

A big dick nigga who will steal your bitch at any given moment
Do not fuck with this nigga or his squad will be at your house than the police when you look up child porn

Langston fucked me up because I was talking shit

That's what you get for talking to his hoe

by teachmychildren May 14, 2015

Langtonian

A person who lives in Kirkcaldy, the history being that the town was once seen as a long town.

If you lived in the Langtoon (LongTown) you were a Langtonian

by Fifelass May 9, 2013

Langston Hughes

Small middle school in Northern Virginia. Reknowned for it's prostitute ring of 1998 and constant fires starting in lockers. Crazy lunch ladies. Little kids get beat up by high schoolers nextdoor. Place where Justin Doo was made fun of because he was always beat in arm wrestling.

FLAT AS A PANCAKE!
-Ms. O'Banner

by Sir Bat River February 25, 2005

Langston

A slang term for the male penis.

Suck on my langston bitches!!!

by Jal8631 March 23, 2008