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alexis llamas

AKA Llamas/Teen Jesus.....undefinably the greatest person to ever walk the Earth. She is capable of talents she has no recognition of yet, yet she will part red seas and turn water into wine. She will dine on waves of divine light, as she sits upon baby duck feathers. "Is she even real?" I question my sanity as I bask in the glory of her greatness. She is the most brilliant creation of our fine creator, God.
I can't believe Alexis Llamas is standing hear. I want to cry.
by thewebster1996 October 10, 2013
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Llamasexual

A furry metrosexual with a propensity towards llamas.
"Matt is such a llamasexual. The envy of every man, the nightmare of every llama."
by Lauren October 26, 2004
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Llamas on a Stick

As a great young woman once said

"Llamas with cheese on a stick, cooked on a BBQ, then put on a plate with corn and beans"

or

"Im as hot as a cat under a rug, with a llama on top, cooking hot dogs on a BBQ, putting them on a plate on the fourth of july and giving it to your mother. BURN !"
by Siera Brooke January 23, 2009
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lambastard

A particularly annoying or irritating verbal abuser.
"Boy, that guy on the cable talk show sure is a lambastard."
by PhallusAccusations December 27, 2012
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Cómo te llamas

The catch-all Spanish phrase when you don't have a clue what is going on. It can be used to mean almost anything. Possible uses include:

1. An urgent way of settling someone down.

2. A description of yourself or anything else.

3. A reply to some random Spanish question.

4. Anything else.
(Blind guy stabs your friend)
You: Cómo te llamas! Cómo te llamas...

Random dude #1: Hey! How are you?
Random dude #2: Ehh, cómo te llamas...

Spanish guy: Hola, amigo. ¿Es buena la comida?
Helpless American: ...Cómo te llamas???
by thisisanoddname May 23, 2011
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Lambaste

To over aggressively thrust upon a female's vagina.
"Dude, what about her?"

"I would lambaste it but wouldn't date it."
by The Codfather July 13, 2012
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llamba

The act of spelling and sounding things out is very unique to each person. llamba is the act of spelling gone horribly wrong cause the person does not know english instead they speak in the language of "Rofl" which is a unique way to suck at life and have fun.
person A:"dude how to you spell llama, i always get confused on how to spell it"
Person B:" i know how to spell that word actually it is spelled like this" *writes on the piece of paper -llamba-*
Person A:"Thanks man let me go take this to the teacher now"
Teacher:"WHY THE HELL DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO SPELL LLAMA DO YOU WANT TO PASS THIS GRADE? WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE FAIL KIDS"
by gummy bear man April 12, 2010
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