librosexual

The sexual attraction to books. This can apply to what is written within the text or being physically aroused with books by using them to stimulate their genitals.

Person 1: Did you know James was librosexual?

Person 2: Dude I know, I totally caught him f***ing a book yesterday.

by Dyldo's associate May 4, 2014

Liposexual

Someone who is attracted to people of a larger stature.

"I mean, Margot Robbie is hot and everything but if i was naked in a room with her I would just talk about movies. I'm a liposexual. I'm only attracted to big girls."

by @JackHenryFaust February 26, 2022

lithrosexual

Lithrosexuality is the having sexual feeling but not wishing to act upon those feelings

"I lover them but they're lithrosexual and I will respect their sexuality."

by AsexualNerd December 10, 2015

limbosexuality

(or limboqueer) a fake and invalid sexuality that is an attraction to the dead regardless of form (ghost, ashes, corpses, etc.)

Limbosexuality is a hoax used against the LGBTQ+ community in order to demonize, stigmatize, and ruin their reputation. Don’t believe limbosexuals!!

by ananimisssuedonnim May 22, 2019

lottosexual

Zara Cruz is a lottosexual. Only Zara Cruz. And only that one specific Zara Cruz.

Her sexuality is lottosexual.

by ZaraisLottoSexual September 28, 2022

librosexual

The term used to describe people who are not straight, bisexual, gay, or a-sexual. This group of people are those who enjoy the company of a book rather than actual human contact. It can also mean those people who see themselves in an emotional and/or romantic relationship with fictional and/or non-fictional characters from books, based on their own mental image of the character. Because they create a perfect companion through this character, real people no longer seem attractive.

Girl 1: I'm not actually attracted to you...
Boy: Why not?
Girl 2: Well, hadn't you heard... she's a-sexual-
Girl 1: Like a plant!
Boy: ... Ok, you're weird... So Girl 2, you want to go out with me then?
Girl 2: No thanks.
Boy: Well why not?
Girl 2: I'm a librosexual.

by Book-Lover-17_is_-dead:( June 17, 2013

Lightsexual

Finding light sexually pleasing

We may be lightsexual but we don't fucking fuck light bulbs

by ɐʌɐɥɔ∀ November 8, 2022