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Liquidity Crisis

When you are broke, and have no money until next pay but don't want to say you are broke. Especially useful if you still have assets with some monetary value, but very much don't want to sell them.
Sorry dudes, can't go to Montreal this weekend, I am having a short-term liquidity crisis, and I've only got $1.17 left in my chequing account.
by Murica Michelle November 7, 2015
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liquidityp00p

user liquidityp00p, on tiktok, has 204 followers (and a wife😒) Who loves hange and girls 😍 liquidityp00p enjoys tormenting children, and always ends up loosing things no matter what it is‼️😠
Person 1: “OH MY GOD!.!:!:! guess who just followed me…”

Girl 2: “WHO?:?:!:!”

Person 2: “Stringjeantbeanythefifghs wife!! @ liquidityp00p!!”

Girl 2: “OH MT GOF??:!:!:”
by stringjeantbeanythefifgh July 1, 2021
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Liquiditity

Milking your assets in the stock market with your left hand but this could awhile since you are right-handed, and your girl knows that.
I need to liquiditity my Dogecoin while the price is up but this could take a long, long time!
by fukleberimounds_guy December 7, 2021
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Liquidity

My asshole experienced a high amount of liquidity early this morning before I drunk my fiber drank.
by Pro Janitor 2 March 26, 2012
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liquidity almost children

"Give me your liquidity almost children, Jared Fogle"
by Mc_Lovin_42090 May 2, 2018
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Liquidity

Money but not physical
They asked him to show his liquidity
by B1ngP0t May 27, 2023
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liquidity sheep shepherd

A scummy social media influencer, trader, or coordinated account who hypes a stock/crypto at peaks to herd retail "sheep" into buying, providing exit liquidity for whales/institutions to dump their bags at the top. They create fake momentum so big players can sell without tanking the price, leaving followers holding worthless positions like dumb livestock. They are most likely paid by the whales to help them maximize profit on their pump and dump schemes.
That is the third time this year you bought that stock and it tanked with in a few days, stop following that influencer he is just a liquidity sheep shepherd who is paid to ensure you are left holding the bag.
by urbanboy77 February 7, 2026
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