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Swedish Lip Balm 

Whenever a guy gets a BJ and pulls out right before he comes and uses his dick like a lip balm container and rubs his seed all over the girls lips, ensuring to evenly coat the entire upper and lower lip to guarantee full UV ray protection.
Fred gave Sally the ol Swedish lip balm last night because he told her that the moon's rays could "moon burn" her lips and irreparably damage them and she believed him. Fred is such a nice guy, always looking out for people.
Swedish Lip Balm by evilguitar9 November 16, 2009

Swedish Lip Balm 

Rubbing the pre-cum on the lips of another person with your penis.
I gave her the good 'ol swedish lip balm last night.
Swedish Lip Balm by sullymess November 16, 2009

Satan's Lip Balm 

Sexual Act. Satan's Lip Balm may be applied by following these simple steps:

1. Finger bang, preferably with two fingers, a menstruating woman;

2. Using the same fingers apply the woman's blood to both lips, as one would with standard lip balm.
After the slow dance was over, David removed his fingers from his partner's bloody vagina and loving smeared her by-product over her tender lips. She sweetly thanked him for applying Satan's lip balm.
Satan's Lip Balm by KAFGeoGuy September 21, 2011

Latin lip balm 

It's when your partner is a sleep and you are really horny. So you decide to jerk off and rub your cum on there lips. That way they don't feel left out. And in the morning, they wake up with smooth lips and a lovely taste on there mouth.
Raul wanted sex and his girlfriend Jennie was dead a sleep. So to feel less guilty. Raul gave Jennie a Latin lip balm! He jerked off and rubbed his sweet, thick, baby juice on her lips!
Latin lip balm by Amish Raul November 8, 2011

seminal lip balm

Semen, that has strayed onto a woman's lips, after giving head or receiving a "money shot".
"Baby, you have some chapped lips. Come here. I got some seminal lip balm for ya!"
seminal lip balm by D. Gould September 30, 2006

Virginia lip balm 

After making truffle butter, ( anal jucies + pussy jucies + male cum = truffle butter) remove dick. Smear truffle buttered dick across the girls lips. Now she has her own VA lip balm.
Her lips looked a little dry after we got done fucking. So I gave her some Virginia lip balm.
Virginia lip balm by SinC3re April 22, 2015