Whenever a guy gets a BJ and pulls out right before he comes and uses his dick like a lip balm container and rubs his seed all over the girls lips, ensuring to evenly coat the entire upper and lower lip to guarantee full UV ray protection.
Fred gave Sally the ol Swedish lip balm last night because he told her that the moon's rays could "moon burn" her lips and irreparably damage them and she believed him. Fred is such a nice guy, always looking out for people.
by evilguitar9 November 16, 2009
Get the Swedish Lip Balmmug. by sullymess November 16, 2009
Get the Swedish Lip Balmmug. Sexual Act. Satan's Lip Balm may be applied by following these simple steps:
1. Finger bang, preferably with two fingers, a menstruating woman;
2. Using the same fingers apply the woman's blood to both lips, as one would with standard lip balm.
1. Finger bang, preferably with two fingers, a menstruating woman;
2. Using the same fingers apply the woman's blood to both lips, as one would with standard lip balm.
After the slow dance was over, David removed his fingers from his partner's bloody vagina and loving smeared her by-product over her tender lips. She sweetly thanked him for applying Satan's lip balm.
by KAFGeoGuy September 21, 2011
Get the Satan's Lip Balmmug. It's when your partner is a sleep and you are really horny. So you decide to jerk off and rub your cum on there lips. That way they don't feel left out. And in the morning, they wake up with smooth lips and a lovely taste on there mouth.
Raul wanted sex and his girlfriend Jennie was dead a sleep. So to feel less guilty. Raul gave Jennie a Latin lip balm! He jerked off and rubbed his sweet, thick, baby juice on her lips!
by Amish Raul November 8, 2011
Get the Latin lip balmmug. by D. Gould September 30, 2006
Get the seminal lip balmmug. 
So I was making out with Caty the other day and I definitely got a fair trade lip balm.
It was a fair trade, a kiss for some lip balm.
It was a fair trade, a kiss for some lip balm.
by CherryP February 27, 2010
Get the Fair Trade Lip Balmmug.