LinkedIn

An online forum originally intended for professional people to form links with others that they know and trust professionally in order to further their own and their company’s business interests. LinkedIn was co-founded by Reid Hoffman who was previously Executive Vice President in charge of business and corporate development for PayPal and was launched in 2003. Unfortunately, like so many other things (Urban Dictionary for example), it has been overrun by talentless, self-aggrandising wannabes who have nothing to offer the workplace except copious quantities of bullshit.
Interestingly, Hoffman stated that 27 percent of LinkedIn subscribers are recruiters; perhaps this would explain why using recruiters to solve a staffing problem is usually a complete disaster, they’re so full of their own bullshit they believe everyone else’s.

“Have you heard that Malcolm has put up a profile on LinkedIn? Delusions of grandeur or what!”
“Delusions of grandeur? That fuckwit Heale shouldn’t even have delusions of adequacy!”

by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

chun-link

when gay people post a meme created from a screenshot of a gay porn

chun-link bitch

by tangeryne January 13, 2019

Lindzy

Lindzy is a nice person but often is shy and funny.Lindzy means no harm in having fun but sometimes goes too far with jokes.Lindzy is a calm and relaxed person.Lindzy is also known to be beautiful and wise.

Person 1: Who is that person on the side?
Person 2:Thats Lindzy!

by ^-^@-@#-# January 6, 2018

Walking Linkedin

People who always talk about themselves or things they've accomplished.

Don't invite Tiffany to the party. She is like Walking Linkedin. Everyone's going to want to leave.

by Extra Mayo May 8, 2015

sneaky link

When you and another person are fucking but don't want anyone to know about it.

you tryna be my sneaky link or sum?

by pu22y 3ater December 20, 2020

vege-link

The feces of a vegetarian.

Those adventists lay some gnarly smelling vege-links.

by ken69 January 21, 2009

Linka

A word/name to define an

Amazing, Wonderful, Sweet, Loving, Caring, Smart, Gorgeous, Cute, Funny person. Who gives incredibly much love and can make you happy in your darkest days. Has a really big heart and a great sense of humor. Loves animals. Can be a little weird but always fun to be with. Takes care of those she loves. Can be a little confusing sometimes but takes her time in making her decisions. Deserves the world but instead gives you hers. Just an amazing person who everyone needs but only a few deserve.

Teacher: Describe someone who is very dear to you.

Student: I only need one word sir, "Linka".

by Dillorian May 6, 2015