Messi lingard

When a woman is heavily pregnant and past due, it may become necessary for their partner to stimulate them sexually to induce labour.

If the pregnant woman's mucus plug is discharged onto their partner's face, said partner is said to have received a Messi Lingaard

Babe, I knew that you were close, but that was totally a Messi lingard! I'm going to clean up and then you get to finish me.

by Profiley mcprofileface August 7, 2020

Jesse Lingard

Jesse Lingard is a world class football player known for his cheeky celebrations, despite scoring only one goal in the last season. He likes to skip training and looks like a rat.

Jesse Lingard is shit

by C1assicCanuck September 20, 2020

Lingard

Often used as a substitute for Dick head

"they are putting spinach in the microwave"
"who in the lingard does that?"

by KingGeorge333 June 20, 2020

Lingardinho

A sarcastic, overused, unoriginal and annoying joke on football Instagram pages to describe Manchester United footballer, Jesse Lingard, who became a joke because of his terrible stats. It is mainly used by 12 year old kids with no sense of humour and are desperate for attention from other similar 12 year olds.

Football troll pages stuck in 2012: Who is the best player in the world?

Kids: LiNgArDiNhO!!! Haha so funne and original!!! *spams several laughing emojis*.

by 69medon March 26, 2021

Lingard

Often used as a substitute word for 'Dick head'

"they are putting spinach in the microwave"
"who in the lingard does that?"

by KingGeorge333 June 20, 2020

Bone yard lingard

Wanabe criminal from brisbane
Hides in the bone yard witness protection

Hides in protection

Not a mainstreamer

Family member works for protective services, he’s a bone yard lingard

by Truth will set you free April 25, 2024

Bone yard lingard

Someone who hides in witness protection

Oi look at that bone yard lingard

by Truth will set you free April 25, 2024