Guy 1: Hey hit me with dat Lil Xan shit
Guy 2: ok! (Plays Lil Xan)
Guy 1: owwwww stop!!! I’m deaf help me! Ahhhhhhh!
Guy 2: ok! (Plays Lil Xan)
Guy 1: owwwww stop!!! I’m deaf help me! Ahhhhhhh!
by Kidswillbekids January 16, 2020

Someone: "2Pac sucks!"
John: "You listened to any of his songs?"
Them: "What?!"
John: "Shut the hell up Lil Xan, we know it's you."
John: "You listened to any of his songs?"
Them: "What?!"
John: "Shut the hell up Lil Xan, we know it's you."
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 16, 2022

The worst rapper EVER AND HE CALLED THE LEGENDARY RAPPER 2pac BORING!!!!
also he has like the best mediocre song
hes named after a drug
time to change my name to lil crack rock
also hes one of those general mexican rappers that falls off super quick
hes like 594386098359628732 years old but he looks 13
"2pac's music is boring."
also his most popular song is about being off xans but 2 seconds later after the anti drug part he says "and her pussy tastes like skittles" which sounds like hes still on drugs.
also he has like the best mediocre song
hes named after a drug
time to change my name to lil crack rock
also hes one of those general mexican rappers that falls off super quick
hes like 594386098359628732 years old but he looks 13
"2pac's music is boring."
also his most popular song is about being off xans but 2 seconds later after the anti drug part he says "and her pussy tastes like skittles" which sounds like hes still on drugs.
by DDemystifier February 12, 2020

Quite possibly the worst “musician” to participate in music. He is responsible for the spike in ear related hospitalizations throughout the world.
Friend: Have you heard the new Lil Xan song?
Me: Absolutely not.
Friend: It wasn’t that bad, actually
Me: Never talk to me ever again
Me: Absolutely not.
Friend: It wasn’t that bad, actually
Me: Never talk to me ever again
by musicman4748 June 21, 2022

by BrickSimmonsNBA November 5, 2021

A rapper that has influenced many young girls and is very attractive. He is a talented rapper and people should listen to his songs more often.
Friend 1: hey did you here lil xans new song brainfreeze?
Friend 2: holy shit yes that song is fire and his voice makes it 10 x hotter than he alr is
Friend 2: holy shit yes that song is fire and his voice makes it 10 x hotter than he alr is
by honestly bro August 12, 2018

Guy: Hey lil Xan, are you sure you should eat that second bag of Flamin Hot Cheetos?
Lil Xan: Shut the fuck up. I’ll eat what I want.
*Lil Xan fucking dies*
Lil Xan: Shut the fuck up. I’ll eat what I want.
*Lil Xan fucking dies*
by Ireallydontlikeu69 May 14, 2019
