Lighter

An object with a oddly large capacity to make humans feel emotional.

Boy: Bro I miss her so much, I found her lighter in my apartment yesterday, done near cried.
Boy 2: It's okay man, she'll come back.

by Pastazone June 3, 2020

lighter

a fruit commonly known as a pineapple.

yesterday I had pizza with lighters on it.

by TishTamble December 29, 2004

Lighter Thief

a person who, from habitually pocketing lighters from smoking cigarettes, surreptitiously thieves lighters during group smoking without realizing it, can become notorious.

Scene: Man empties out pockets.

-*sigh*

-Why do I keep doing this!?!

_________________________________

-Well cya dude, thanks for smoking us up!

-hold up! Has anyone seen my lighter?

-Dude.

-I can't help it! I'm a lighter thief..

by Addysseus November 18, 2013

Ghetto Lighter

When you have 2 faulty lighters, one with a working flint/spark but no gas, the other with gas but no spark. So you have to use both lighters to spark a joint in the ghetto.

Guy 1: Have you got a lighter?

Guy 2: It's a long ting, you have to use both these lighters.

Guy 1: That's cool, pass them here.

Guy 2: WOW! How you spark that splif so fast?

Guy 1: I'm a crackhead don't you think I've used a Ghetto Lighter before!

by Haitch4 January 3, 2013

funky lighter

A term coined by Farrin and Mitchell on June 28, 2009 to desbribe a functional pot head that is not a stoner.

Mitchell and Farrin (in unison)- All the politicians need to hot box a room so their view on the world is a lot better.

Politician- You guys are just stoners.

--No were just funky lighters =)

by fkmv4life June 28, 2009

Lighter taxer

Australian term for someone who pockets your lighter during a group session of smoking miscellaneous herbs with a bong. Usually done by accident.

Omg where's my lighter? Davo must have taxed it when he left. What a lighter taxer!

by Wired Infidel August 13, 2010

Lighters Thumb

A callus or blister or indentation formed from using a Bic lighter too frequently. Caused by pushing down on the spark wheel, or the heat from the actual flame heating the metal or bad handling of a lighter.

My Lighters Thumb hurts like hell!
Look, he must smoke a-lot, he has Lighters Thumb!

by SummerBoi?! January 1, 2018