cherry lifesaver

Occurs after oral sex follows standard vaginal sex, while the female is on her period. Traces of blood remain on the penis after sex, and result in a red colored ring around the mouth during oral. This ring will often solidify after several hours and can result in a distinctive red ring.

Jessica got smashed and woke up with a cherry lifesaver this morning.

by scuffacious October 25, 2009

Gummy lifesaver

The external opening at the lower end of the large bowel; the anus. Nicknamed for its (usual) stretchiness and comparable size to that of a lifesaver of the chewy kind.

Did Christopher try to touch your gummy lifesaver again? It's so unprofessional when he does that.

by Seattle_rojo July 25, 2012

lifespam

The length of time an ad/brochure/campaign/joke lasts before becoming annoying.

Wow, that "wardrobe malfunction" was fun for quite a while before it hit the end of its lifespam.

by Billiard Instructor April 5, 2012

50p lifesaver

Slang for condomn. (popular with underage teenagers)

" i was fucking lucky i had that 50p lifesaver!"

by Ash February 16, 2005

lifesaver

Another name for a cheat sheet

Tim was caught cheating during an exam.

Prof: "Tim?!"
Tim: "I can explain, I wasn't cheating, I.....it was a lifesaver"

by ranger_PF December 19, 2009

Surf lifesaver

Surf lifesaving originated in Australia in 1907 in response to drownings at local beaches in Sydney. Such groups became necessary following the relaxing of laws prohibiting daylight bathing on Australian beaches.2 Volunteer groups of men were trained in life saving methods and patrolled the beaches as lifesavers looking after public safety.

Look how hot he is he be a surf lifesaver

by Trippy taco May 10, 2019

lifesavers

Things some blokes such to help them quit smoking.

guy 1: Lifesavers helped me quit smoking.
guy 2: Yeah, lucky you like near the beach.

by kam75xx June 14, 2018