Alabama License Plate

A reference to the cheesy tattoos hillbilly chicks get just above their ass.

See also Universal Whore Tattoo, Tramp Stamp, Whore Tattoo, Ass Antlers, Slut Stamp,

(To friend in bar); "See that chick over there? The one with Alabama License Plate on her back. Yea, that one. I banged the shit out of her last weekend, but she is such a ho-bag I had to double park my dick on her ass just to get some."
(Friend); "That is some repugnant fucked-up shit. Stop talking and buy me another beer you twisted piss-freak."

by S-D May 18, 2007

License Plate Translation

When someone spots a license plate that is either consists of a standard format or vanity plate & tries to decipher what it could translate to.

To kill time while I am driving, I like to find license plates that I can translate into acronym definition or determine what the douchebag was trying to define, I call it License Plate Translation.

I saw GOOD BFD & figured it may have meant, Good Big Fucking Dick or perhaps GOOD Bad Food Diet... although both are almost as lame.

by GlazeHer June 30, 2016

license plate drugs

Recreational drugs referred to by their alphanumeric names, such as 4-AcO-DMT or 5-MeO-DIPT.

Damn kids and their crazy license plate drugs...

by theclam November 10, 2014

Tijuana License Plate

Tattoo right above the ass crack. On older Women you can additionally add a joke about the "Tags" being out of date.

Dude, you catch that? That chick had an excellent Tijuana License Plate!

by HowieD December 23, 2007

mexican license plate

Shitty lower back tattoo. Actually any lower back tattoo. Shitty lower back tattoo is an oxymoron.

As the woman bent over to grab her fallen change her shirt climbed up to expose her mexican license plate.

by jaredeberhardt February 29, 2008

making license plates

Going to jail. Many states used to use jails and prisons as license plate factories.

keep at that and you'll be stuck making license plates

by tenterabyte February 17, 2021

facebook license plate

The name for the little box on Facebook below everyone's profile picture. This space is generally used for recent quotes or inside jokes.

No one knew what to call that little facebook box, so now we just call it the Facebook license plate

by Sober Summer June 25, 2010