It's a disease that makes you age at a days rate. It affects the metamorphisis metabolics of the body and the immune system and attacks the central nervous sytem of the body. It will eventually spread throughout the entire body. terkl lerk can't be treated. Once you've got it it's a death sentence.
terkl lerk is something that just happens, it's not hereditary and it's not contagious. If you ever get terkl lerk the best thing you can do is just keep living.
Symptoms include sudden outbursts of: "BLINGA GUGIGINGAAA!!"
terkl lerk is something that just happens, it's not hereditary and it's not contagious. If you ever get terkl lerk the best thing you can do is just keep living.
Symptoms include sudden outbursts of: "BLINGA GUGIGINGAAA!!"
"How do I know i got terkl lerk? I just looked in the mirror and said >>you know what, I look about 50 years old<<"
"The doctors prognosis for me was anywhere from 30 to 35 years left. Some might say 30 to 35 years, that's a pretty good prognosis. The fact remains I still have terkl lerk. And so do you."
ELPRESADOR
"The doctors prognosis for me was anywhere from 30 to 35 years left. Some might say 30 to 35 years, that's a pretty good prognosis. The fact remains I still have terkl lerk. And so do you."
ELPRESADOR
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1. The act of lurking in a concealed manner while pleasuring oneself, i.e., masturbating, spanking it, jerking the gherkin, etc.
2. The act of lying or waiting in concealment while pleasuring oneself.
3. To exist unperceived while fondling the genitals.
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1. The act of lurking in a concealed manner while pleasuring oneself, i.e., masturbating, spanking it, jerking the gherkin, etc.
2. The act of lying or waiting in concealment while pleasuring oneself.
3. To exist unperceived while fondling the genitals.
Origin:
Derived from the two words "lurking" and "jerking"
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