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Leotard Syndrome 

Coming back from a dance class or other function and you really have to go to the bathroom but realize that you have not only tights and a leotard on...but your regular clothes that you have put on over it after dance.
Tim: why is Sally complaining bout going to the bathroom..there is one over there.

Sue: Its because she has leotard syndrome..she doesnt want to take all her clothes off.
Leotard Syndrome by miumiu April 11, 2007

Flaming Leotard 

When a guy secretly puts hot sauce on his condom and then fucks his partner in the ass.
George gave Melissa the "flaming leotard" and she had to wipe her ass with wet naps for a month.

retard in a leotard 

When a group of people get a mentally retarded person drunk and dress he/she up in a leotard for the amusement of those watching.
-"Man peto, this party sucks!"
-"Yeah peto, let's get a muthafuckin retard up in a leotard and have some fun."
-"Louis, I cant believe you humped a pie box in a loetard, you are the funniest retard ever to don the leotard."

leopard print

A pattern that helps animals blend in and humans stand out.
She made a bold statement by wearing leopard print from head to toe.
leopard print by shamelesscatlady August 16, 2017

leonardo dicaprio

most attractive man to ever live. every girl’s fantasy, a timeless heartthrob. stole everyone’s hearts as a teen and is still hot now.
if i had a time machine i would go back to when leonardo dicaprio was my age so i could legally fuck him

Louisiana Leopard Frog

The act of having your balls sucked from behind and then farting on the face of the person sucking them.
Did you hear Ol' Eli isn't with that girl no more? Heard he gave her a Louisiana leopard frog and she smacked him cross town.