the lemon squeeze

When someone inserts the index and middle finger in the vagina, then inserts the thumb in the anus. Then you squeeze the taint together like a lemon

I gave her the lemon squeeze
Fingermasturbate

by Rob 409 September 25, 2016

lemon squeeze

A sexual game. The guy squeezes the girl's tits as hard as he can while she squeezes his dick. Whichever one screams out in pain first loses. The guy is not allowed to jizz or else he loses.

Bobby and Sarah played lemon squeeze late into the night.

by coopdawg June 2, 2008

lemon squeeze

Pour fresh lemon juice in an open vagina

Man dude it stank so I did a lemon squeeze

by Jeha May 15, 2015

The Italian lemon squeeze

Before intercourse, the man inserts yellow Koolaid powder into his wiener. When the time comes, the man pulls out and the partner turns around. The partner slams her fists together on the man’s balls, thus shooting the mix of sperm and powder everywhere.

We was feeling kinky last Friday, so we decided to do the Italian Lemon Squeeze. Shit felt great.

by TheLemonLicker June 5, 2018

squeezed lemon

A married man whose energy and spirit have been exhausted by the relentless demands of his wife. Typically a squeezed lemon works long hours in a soul-sucking job to earn the money demanded by his wife to support her purchases.

Look at those squeezed lemons, trudging after their wives in the galleria wondering how they're going to pay for all this crap.

by logic001 June 25, 2010

lemon berry squeeze

A type of sexual, kinky behavior. The act of sexual intercourse. A way of expressing your sexual desires for another individual. The act of kinking. A kinktastrophe.

"LETS LEMON BERRY SQUEEZE!"
"I just want to rip you apart and lemon berry squeeze you so hard it hurts."

by The Ultimate Kink Masters. March 13, 2011

Squeezed lemon

An object that is missing the most important part.

"Jon's head is a squeezed lemon" "your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"

by J3ll-y October 31, 2020