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Tesco Value Lemmings

The Tesco Value Lemming is the natural evolution of the ordinary lemming, sped up by the effect of nuclear radiation from Tesco's main power source. The Tesco Value Lemming is blue and white, and leaps off doorsteps and low shelves.

Occasionally more daring ones can be bred which will jump off fences, windowsills or use tiny bikes to leap over pits of spikes or flames. They are generally taken as the alpha males of the group, or "shop floor", until the mis-judge a jump and plummet to their death in the frozen foods section.
"I was going to buy a hamster today, but I found two Tesco Value Lemmings for only 99p!"
by Dave Beaste April 26, 2006
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Lemmings Effect

The effect noticed when sleep-deprived friends spend enough time together that nearly everything becomes funny. Mundane, everyday, happenings become ridiculously hilarious, and normally funny jokes become so hysterically laugh-out-loud funny, you'll be in danger of dying from asphyxiation. Named because the SNES game "Lemmings" quickens the onset of the Lemmings Effect.
"What're those two laughing so hard about?"
"I think one of them dropped her pen. That's the Lemmings Effect for you."
by Kishmo November 24, 2004
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lemmingitis

The act of blindly following someone
"man, Jason keeps trying to make me play candy crush

"looks like he's suffering from a bad case of lemmingitis"
by FrostyWafflez January 26, 2015
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Albino Lemmings

When dandruff falls from ones head like an Iowan snow storm in mid January.
Jeff : "I couldn't tell if it was snowing, he has a cocaine problem or he just hadn't washed his hair in weeks"

bob: "Those poor albino lemmings, probably hard to get traction from all that grease."
by prtpls December 29, 2009
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Lemmings

An awesome Blink-182 song from Dude Ranch :)
But people are what they wanna be
They're not lemmings to the sea
Maybe it's time you looked at yourself
And stop blaming life on someone else
by Nadiax January 6, 2008
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yak and 2 lemmings

i have a yak and 2 lemmings
by Urban Dictionary December 12, 2003
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lemmings

a member of Boston EMS who blindly drive ambulances to the same hospitals over and over.
Here come the lemmings.
by boston chick April 29, 2010
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