Lagered

Coloquial term for getting lashed in the UK, whereby lager is the beverage of choice. Often carried out by young males as part of night out.

Fancy getting get bloody lagered tonight m8?

by Mk2 August 24, 2009

Desk Lugered

The act of lying about finding a prized/rare/expensive object in a cheap piece of furniture/happenstance occurance.

Phrase comes from the popular "I bought a desk at a yard sale, and when I got home, there was a Luger in the drawer!"

Rick: "Hey, did you hear how Justin found thirty bucks in that old book he bought?"

Tom: "You just got Desk Lugered, pal. There was no money."

Rick: "Awww......"

by Tinman762 October 8, 2011

Under-levered

The state of being in the top position of a reverse cowboy.

Oh I was so under-levered with Raul last night.

by InspectorSlap October 15, 2020

Heath Ledgered

When you are turned into a Heath Ledger Lover by your obsessive friends; when you get sucked into the heath ledger void

Obsesee: Like, OMG I'm in love with Heath!!

Obsessor: You 'ave been Heath Ledgered mate !!

by HLLover January 16, 2009

Lewered

To lure and or attract the attention of fun loving speech correctors that look like Justin Bieber.

Ill lewer them this way! *lured not lewered* your wrong look it up its lewered...

by Vicious something May 28, 2011

legerdemaintenance

1. Creatively deceitful or purposefully obfuscated accounting practices used to hide illegal or embarrassing activities.

2. The mental gymnastics and/or cryptic keystroke sequences required to input data correctly into poorly designed and operationally suspect software applications (e.g., databases, .DOC & .PDF forms, etc.).

A triple portmanteau of 'ledger' (pad for posting business & accounting transactions), 'legerdemain' (magic; deception; trickery) and 'maintenance.'

Upon the discovery of Arthur Andersen's legerdemaintenance, Enron's house of cards collapsed into a stinking pile of shit bankrupting hundreds of former employees & investors.

by ET_Bill January 21, 2011

proctological legerdemain

The art of magically pulling a project quickly out of your ass.

You: "The boss just went to lunch. He told me to create a new website so he can present it to the client when he gets back."

Coworker: "Guess you'll have to practice a little proctological legerdemain."

by Malgamere March 26, 2011