The act of performing sex with your khaki pants down around your ankles with your shoes still on, while wearing your collared shirt (still fully buttoned).
I was running late to a tennis match, and my girlfriend was so horny, she wouldn't let me leave until I fulfilled her urges. I had only one option, we had ivy league sex. I finished and made it to the tennis match looking straight ivy league.
Ivy league sex: having quick sex while staying dressed with khakis and collared shirt on.
Ivy league sex: having quick sex while staying dressed with khakis and collared shirt on.
by dancin-nash March 4, 2015
Get the ivy league sex mug.To have two woman position themselves opposite of each other with their legs open while sitting on top of a man and then they squeeze his cock between their cunts and move themselves up and down.
by Ricken Backer June 29, 2004
Get the Bush-League Sausage Submarine Sandwich mug.by james C. Outo June 16, 2004
Get the league skimmer mug.someone who wishes they were a skank. someone who will try to come off as scandalous, but in the end, wont go all the way. in other words, a wannabe ho.
Konica and Maren wish they were major league skanks, but since they never put out, at the end of the day, they aint nothin but a couple of minor league skanks.
by mr wholesome September 15, 2008
Get the Minor League Skank mug.A phrase meaning you have received a weak alcoholic drink. Coined by a Josh Fieler in the Lexington, Ky area in early 2011
by Krynja August 20, 2013
Get the I didn't know I was playing church league softball mug.Typically a group of heavy drinkers with marginal athletic ability, who managed to stay sober long enough to organize a team and occasionally a roster. Players wear matching uniforms to make the parking lot drinking location easy for teammates to find. Games are usually held in the evening hours so that pre-game drinking can be carried over after the conclusion of the day’s activities to after-game drinking without the interruption of sleep. All activities are held under the guise of a church function promoting fellowship and comroderie in the local religious community. Note: Not be confused with “Ringer Church league softball team” whereas the team actually is steroidal athletic and non-religious.
Scott asked me to join the Church league softball team. After checking with my Alcoholics Anonymous partner, I was told on no uncertain terms to become an atheist if I wanted to stay sober.
by Tonydanza2 August 15, 2009
Get the Church league softball team mug.A pretty decent mobile game. Sideswipe is essentially a simplified version of Rocket League and is probably the only decent thing Psyonix has done since the addition of Supersonic Legend to the RL competitive rank structure. Rocket League Sideswipe was released to the European and North American regions for download not long after the commencement of Season 5 and is probably the only thing Psyonix could have possibly done to redeem themselves after the S4 rewards catastrophe aside from an official announcement regarding a move to Unreal Engine 5.
Also referred to as “Pocket League” by thousands of 12-year-olds who all probably think they’re the first to say it.
Also referred to as “Pocket League” by thousands of 12-year-olds who all probably think they’re the first to say it.
“Bro, have you played Rocket League Sideswipe?”
“Yeah man, it’s pretty dope. Feels good to finally be able to air dribble.”
“Yeah man, it’s pretty dope. Feels good to finally be able to air dribble.”
by white_brownie December 4, 2021
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