A chronic illness where victims lack the willpower to do anything requiring effort. The entire population suffers from this disease. There is no known cure.
by PrincessZeffie March 10, 2008
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used when your mocking a person not actually congratulating them
used when your mocking a person not actually congratulating them
ex:
Little kiddie:Hey daddy, I can ride my bike!
Dad:Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations can I go inside and drink a fucking beer now?
Little kiddie:*Cries*
Little kiddie:Hey daddy, I can ride my bike!
Dad:Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations can I go inside and drink a fucking beer now?
Little kiddie:*Cries*
by FucktardedScarecrow August 8, 2009
Get the Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations mug.A scruffy beard, usually grown by a man who claims to have much more important and time consuming things to do than shave, when, in fact he often spends his time playing online video games and dinning at Taco Bell-esque eateries. Most common on college students or people on their own for the first time. Most can not pull it off, unless grown for the optimal period of 3 to 5 months.
Man 1: "Dude you really need to shave, you have one big laziness beard going on!"
Man 2: "I'll shave after I finish this philosophy paper."
Man 1: "You mean after you finish killing all these Nazi zombies?"
Man 2: "Sure, whatever, wanna get some eats?"
Man 2: "I'll shave after I finish this philosophy paper."
Man 1: "You mean after you finish killing all these Nazi zombies?"
Man 2: "Sure, whatever, wanna get some eats?"
by GoCanes March 21, 2010
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Being lazy is not an affliction; it is a blessing. Those of us who embrace laziness soon wonder why we tried so long to deny ourselves its comforts. People are fucked, the world is fucked, so sit back and light up. What else you got to do?
Laziness:
Bro 1: You lazy cunt, that's the fifth time you've watched "The Big Lebowski" in the past two days. This rent ain't paying itself, you know.
Bro 2: Chill dude, you're clogging up my airway with your progressiveness. Now pass me that roach, why don't you.
Bro 1: You lazy cunt, that's the fifth time you've watched "The Big Lebowski" in the past two days. This rent ain't paying itself, you know.
Bro 2: Chill dude, you're clogging up my airway with your progressiveness. Now pass me that roach, why don't you.
by gimmedatsammich November 12, 2010
Get the Laziness mug.a relationship that revolves completely around sex, so much so that the people are not even considered to be "in a relationship" but simply just hooking up. it is different from a one night stand in that it lasts longer than one night and at least one person feels an emotional bond that most likely isn't even there.
Girl #1: Joe and Kate really need to stop their sex-lationship and either start dating or stop fucking.
Girl #2: Seriously.
Girl #2: Seriously.
by notgiven123456789 June 25, 2008
Get the sex-lationship mug.A disease where some kid cant do something he doesnt want to do cause if he does..he'll.(or) its just another word for a bum ass motherfucking JEW!
by The Jewish Juggarnaut February 18, 2009
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