College layup

When you slap the backboard after the ball leaves your hand.

Hey, wanna do some college layups and work on our hops?

by #1ABF July 17, 2018

humping the floor layup

running like a fatass chunky monkey when you go for a layup. dont be like that. you look like you want to hump like a gay guy

that mf was doing a humping the floor layup running like that

by lonoxyyisgay June 26, 2022

Flirt Layup

When someone creates an easy opportunity for you to flirt, either with them or someone else.

This example was in response to a boy telling a girl to switch her display language to "Pirate" in Facebook:

The ball is passed from the girl:

"Ok I am going to try to be a pirate. I am excited, does this mean that I might get some booty??"

the Flirt Layup:

"booty? You don'ts needs whats you already gots! ar-ar-ar!"

by Elliot Lockhart December 17, 2008

That Layup

Verb; the unexpected and rather irritating occurrence, usually while playing NBA 2k, when a player on the court performs a horrendous attempt at a layup. The player will jump straight up with no body movement or attempt to put the ball in the basket, just jumping into a defender in front of him and missing by clanging it off the back rim, or rolling around it until finally it comes out.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BULLSHIT SHOT? IT NEVER GOES IN!"

"hahahahaha you did that layup."

by JesusShuttlesworth23 August 16, 2012

Dry layup

When you’re with a hottie that’s so easy and completely DTF for some anal love. It’s the equivalent of an uncontested layup but you forgot the lube. Get ready for a dry, chafing ride.

Mattie: Hear about Burke?
Tommy: No, what happened?
Mattie: He went bareback in Tina’s pooper sans lube for the dry layup. At urgent care now getting medicated moisturizer.

by JM Dola May 3, 2021

Reverse Layup

The sexual act in which a male "tucks" his genitals between his legs, bends over, and proceeds to receive oral sex from his partner.

How was your night?

Not bad, I got a reverse layup from tonya

by Tonya Lover August 13, 2012

shoot a layup

When one takes a long dump and the turd lays up on the side of the bowl and sticks out of the water.

Dude, I wouldn't use the bathroom for a while, I just shot a layup in there.

Excuse me, after that coffee I think I'm due to shoot a layup.

by Johnny Kat May 16, 2008