Lapdog Coach

A servile professional sports team coach with no independent thought, doing what the team owner/general manager asks without question at the expense of the success of the team.

"Washington Redskins owner Daniel Synder couldn't find another lapdog coach to replace Jim Zorn midseason."

by SkinsFans October 21, 2009

Lapdog

A person with no real independent personality, only adoration for his or her significant other.

Have you met steve's new girlfriend? She's such a lapdog, all she does is shrug when you ask her a question, and then laugh at all of Steve's jokes.

by Youdosmellbad December 21, 2008

lapdog

a flattering subservient, eager sycophant

He's no oil industry Lapdog, believe me.

by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2011

Lapdog

A lapdog is one who follows around another person, and does things to suck up to that person, which is their respective owner.

God Luis, you are such a lapdog to Eduardo.

by Adam Sandler II August 8, 2018

lapdog

a small pet, usually adorable

Did you see my teacup poodle, Schnookyums? Cutest lapdog EVER!

by N. Chomsky September 22, 2008

Law Dog

A person who refuses to do something that might or might not be illegal simply because of the perceived implication that it is. This individual will often "call out" another person for performing said illegal behavior. He/she might also report illegal behavior to the popo.

ME: Hey G, want to take David to go gang banging?
FRIEND: Nah Cuz, Dave be a mega fucking Law Dog holmes.

ME: Hey man, want to shoot off some illegal fireworks?
LAW DOG: No way, those are illegal for a reason. They could hurt someone you know?
ME: Alright, then screw off.
LAW DOG: If you shoot those off, I'm going to have to report it. Sorry bro, but laws keep this country together.

by WhyTheFuckDoYouCareHu? August 6, 2011

Lawnography

Explicit videos or pictures of lawns. Usually displaying hoes and bushes.

dude what you watching' :)

nuthin! (quickly takes hands out of pants) :S

yeh you were, you were watch distasteful videos on lawns... :|

no i wasnt.... >_>

dont lie you were watching lawnography!! :O

by punch!uation October 23, 2009