Guy 1:"It's Yanny you cum bucket".
Guy 2: "Naw G it's Laurel".
Guy 1"you know what FUCK YOU MAN EAT A BABY'S COCK"
Guy 2 "EAT SHIT NIGGUH"
Guy 3:"Can't we agree that it's both Laurel and Yanny"
Guy 1/2:"FUCK OFF"
Guy 2: "Naw G it's Laurel".
Guy 1"you know what FUCK YOU MAN EAT A BABY'S COCK"
Guy 2 "EAT SHIT NIGGUH"
Guy 3:"Can't we agree that it's both Laurel and Yanny"
Guy 1/2:"FUCK OFF"
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A description of Harold Lauder's actions from The Stand:
"In the hour before dawn, he replaced the diary in Fran's pack and secured the buckles. He took no special precautions. If she woke, he thought coldly, he would kill her and then run. Run where? West. But he would not stop in Nebraska or even in Colorado, oh no.
She didn't wake.
He went back to his sleeping bag. He masturbated bitterly." (562)
"In the hour before dawn, he replaced the diary in Fran's pack and secured the buckles. He took no special precautions. If she woke, he thought coldly, he would kill her and then run. Run where? West. But he would not stop in Nebraska or even in Colorado, oh no.
She didn't wake.
He went back to his sleeping bag. He masturbated bitterly." (562)
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The most gorgeous girl in the universe. All she ever asks out of anyone is to be loved. Once you meet her, you never want to leave her side. No other girl can compare to her unworldly beauty. An angel in disguise. A girl that won't let life slip away. A girl that will wake up early just to watch the sunrise, and stay up late just to see the moon and count the stars. She has an amazing personality, and is completely lovable. You would kill just to see her smile. Likes performing. Usually a dancer. A little insecure at times, but can be very confident. A girl that brings the party wherever she goes. Gets hurt easily, but doesn't show it. Also has a tedency to repeat herself. The reason you wake up in the morning. THE PERFECT GIRLFRIEND. A girl that will listen to your problems and makes you forget about all the bad in the world. Without her, life would be meaningless. Also known for her great fashion sense, and great taste in music. An amazing kisser. Loves the ocean. Completely unique, like her name. If you ever are lucky enough to come across a Laurel, hang on to her. Make her your bestfriend. And never let her go.
The most gorgeous girl in the universe. All she ever asks out of anyone is to be loved. Once you meet her, you never want to leave her side. No other girl can compare to her unworldly beauty. An angel in disguise. A girl that won't let life slip away. A girl that will wake up early just to watch the sunrise, and stay up late just to see the moon and count the stars. She has an amazing personality, and is completely lovable. You would kill just to see her smile. Likes performing. Usually a dancer. A little insecure at times, but can be very confident. A girl that brings the party wherever she goes. Gets hurt easily, but doesn't show it. Also has a tedency to repeat herself. The reason you wake up in the morning. THE PERFECT GIRLFRIEND. A girl that will listen to your problems and makes you forget about all the bad in the world. Without her, life would be meaningless. Also known for her great fashion sense, and great taste in music. An amazing kisser. Loves the ocean. Completely unique, like her name. If you ever are lucky enough to come across a Laurel, hang on to her. Make her your bestfriend. And never let her go.
Justin: "DAMN. Laurel is so beautiful. I wish I was her boyfriend."
David: "Dude, I know. But I doubt you'd get anywhere near her. I doubt ANYONE will get anywhere near her........sigh..."
*walks away*
Justin: "FML..."
David: "Dude, I know. But I doubt you'd get anywhere near her. I doubt ANYONE will get anywhere near her........sigh..."
*walks away*
Justin: "FML..."
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