Emerson LaSalle

Emerson LaSalle -name- A fictional character of blogcruft, and the main character in the independent film PULP BOY.

HISTORY - Emerson LaSalle started out as an imaginary character that was a metaphor for the kind of writer that was just so bad that you couldn't help but like him. His fictional life and career was created through thousands of blog posts and comments through various websites and publications in an ever expanding MEME.

Eventually, the name was widely enough recognized that there was even a Wikipedia entry created for him. However, disgruntled Wiki editors fought fiercly to remove his reference, despite being updated to note that he was a character of fan-fiction. This in turn caused a surge in popularity (and infamy) for the character.

"That is a true LaSallism." Meaning: Something that is done half-assed with the belief that the effort was sufficient.

"In memory of the prolific Emerson LaSalle." Meaning: Sarcastic reference to anything that could be construed as a major failure, gratuitously violent or sexual, or cheesy in general.

"That is probably just another pseudoneme for Emerson LaSalle." Meaning: The name sounds fake.

"Oh man, I just got LaSalled" Meaning: Being shunned, or overlooked.

by Emerson LaSalle Fan February 27, 2009

Lasal

To pull a lasal means to be an absolute ass hat. A lasal doesn't reply to your messages even after he's seen them. A lasal completely ignores your emotions and the emotions of others and goes "oh well". Lives a very cynical life. To pull a lasal also means to bottle things up inside. A lasal is also a cop loving crazy cunt, and an absolute lazy bastard. A lasal wakes up during the middle of the afternoon and goes good morning, or sleeps during the entire day and at 11:59 pm goes morning, i took a nap. It also means to flake at the last minute and cancel plans.

Ben: that cunt pulled "Lasal" last night. Didn't even show up after we planned that trip weeks in advance. He saw my messages and just ignored, and went oh well the next day.

Hasso: what an absolute ass hat, but thats what a typical lasal is.

by therealhasso October 20, 2017

lastalga

The last time you feel nostalgia for a moment.

Seeing my childhood home being torn down makes me feel lastalga.

by goof80119 September 6, 2019

lasalle high school

The school that is ranked higher than st joesephs prep in philadelphia magazine. we poop on prep. prep looks like a black midget's vagina. and smells like one. lasalle owns u.

LaSalle high school kid: i hate prep
prep kid: i smell like a black midget's vagina

by poopynigger cock September 16, 2006

lasalle high school

School where people who did not get into the Prep go. Commonly known as 'sallies'.

I didn't get into the Prep, but Lasalle gave me a full ride.

by Lasalle sucks at everything March 16, 2005

lasalle high school

The school that gets raped by St. Joe's Prepin everything so often, that when their moms change their tampons to stop the anal bleeding, they have to use the jumbo size. See also pussy.

-Could you find LaSalle High School?
-Yes. It was hard at first with the sign missing, but it was the only school around that teaches walking vaginas.

by TheHawkWillNeverDie May 2, 2005

lasalle high school

school for blonde hotties . eff you prep

damn whats that smell..oh it must be lasalle because they are the shit..as opposed to prep who is shit.

by prephascameltoes April 3, 2005