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Lazerbeam

Bro josh gave me 2 bucks he is such a lazerbeam
by Slimeassaisian August 28, 2019
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Lazerbeam

A man that is obsessed with yelling the word yeet. He loves this word so much that he tattooed it to his body.
Person 1: hey have you seen lazerbeam
Person 2: yes he is the best YouTuber in the world
by Lazerbeam is the best January 7, 2020
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Losebeard

A rude nickname given usually to men in a suburban area.

This nickname is commonly associated to when a man loses his beard through the act betrayal preformed by a significant other.

A losebeard can also be any form of betrayal as well. This nickname carries over to the emotional realm, and does not strictly itself associate as a physical aspect.

The effects of being a 'losebeard' are immediately followed up by playing depressing music on repeat and over indulging on alcoholic beverages.
A: Hey man, I heard you didn't get invited to that party last night. That sucks, you really missed out.

B(Losebeard): Yeah man, I kinda just sat around and just drank until I was drunk... and then I drank some more.

A: Wow, maybe you should try a little more and maybe you'll get invited for once.
by Agent Jack Swagson January 16, 2015
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(Larbear)Alvarez

Larbear is the greatest math teacher in history he dazzles his students with his rugged good looks and “Huge” personality, He is also an avid lacrosse coach adored by all his players. He also has a deep love for Mountain Dew. Note, prone to motorcycle accidents.
by Larbear lover 1234 January 24, 2023
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Lazerbeam

A politically incorrect term for lesbians.
Most commonly used when wishing to discuss lesbians or referring to people who you suspect are lesbians in public without attracting the attention of said lesbians.
Guy 1: " You need to go watch Black Swan, it has a massive lazerbeam scene!"
Guy 2: I did go watch it, and by "scene" do you mean the whole freaking movie"
Guy 1" Yes! I wish all lazerbeams looked like Mila Kunis and Nathalie Portman"
by hungryangrybill March 16, 2011
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laserbeamed

Getting steaming drunk and taking lots of drugs
"Oh man, I was so fucking laserbeamed last night!"
by creationx January 16, 2009
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Laserblade

Both his hands were cut off from his wrists by a laserblade, now he won't have to commit suicide.
by Solid Mantis April 25, 2017
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