by AngryGiant February 22, 2010
Get the Laraldo mug.The children of Yuppies.
These children/teens often exhibit ingnorent and self righteous behavior. Because of this, they feel that they are invincible and superior to anyone and everyone because his Dad will sue your Dad. In their struggle for superiority, they fall vicum to any trend. They feel the need to keep up with their peers in terms of fashion and technology yet have little respect for it (or the debt that their parents gather from buying it all for them). They will rarely wear anything but American Egale, Hollister, Abercrombie and Fitch, etc. and never be caught buying from the clearence rack.
Another charactoristic is that their parents will also call them names like "Joshie" or "__ie". "Dakoda", "Austin" or other Amarican geographical titles. Lastly, if their name is spelt in some weird and wonderful way that also is a sign of a Yuppie Larvae. Like Naethen (Nathan) or Deanna (Diana). This was done on the parents part to : 1.express creativity 2.make their child stand out or 3.ignorance.
Once fully grown they will to turn into the relitivistic money gouging yuppies that think everybody wants to hear their opinion and will sell their soul for a shiney penny.
Upon being challenged, the common larvae will raise no good points to defend his/her arguement and often will have to seek out assistance from near by friesnds or associates.
(no offence if your name was used)
These children/teens often exhibit ingnorent and self righteous behavior. Because of this, they feel that they are invincible and superior to anyone and everyone because his Dad will sue your Dad. In their struggle for superiority, they fall vicum to any trend. They feel the need to keep up with their peers in terms of fashion and technology yet have little respect for it (or the debt that their parents gather from buying it all for them). They will rarely wear anything but American Egale, Hollister, Abercrombie and Fitch, etc. and never be caught buying from the clearence rack.
Another charactoristic is that their parents will also call them names like "Joshie" or "__ie". "Dakoda", "Austin" or other Amarican geographical titles. Lastly, if their name is spelt in some weird and wonderful way that also is a sign of a Yuppie Larvae. Like Naethen (Nathan) or Deanna (Diana). This was done on the parents part to : 1.express creativity 2.make their child stand out or 3.ignorance.
Once fully grown they will to turn into the relitivistic money gouging yuppies that think everybody wants to hear their opinion and will sell their soul for a shiney penny.
Upon being challenged, the common larvae will raise no good points to defend his/her arguement and often will have to seek out assistance from near by friesnds or associates.
(no offence if your name was used)
Yuppie Larvae #1 "look at that kid. he's such a looser, no jokes."
Yuppie Larvae #2 "Why are you so poor?"
Person "..? what? why would you ask me that?"
Yuppie Larvae #2 "coz im bored"
Person "you have no class"
Yuppie Larvae #2 "Why are you so poor?"
Person "..? what? why would you ask me that?"
Yuppie Larvae #2 "coz im bored"
Person "you have no class"
by F je FF July 26, 2009
Get the Yuppie Larvae mug.Related Words
Larval
• larval dust
• internet larval stage
• laval
• Larva
• lavalamping
• Lavalier
• laralai
• Larvans
• Lavalanche
A baby or child, especially when the parent receives lots of additional benefits as the result of giving birth... such as extra benefits at work that are not available to those without children like childcare stipends, family-leave time, flex or comp time for family or school functions, etc. Golden-larva benefits for the unemployed include easier access to Medicaid, WIC, food stamps and other government or charity assistance and grants.
Childfree co-worker: "Hey, can you stay over for a few extra minutes tonight to help with cleanup?"
Breeder co-worker: "No, I have to leave early again to pick my baybee up from the sitter. Oh, and my sitter can't watch the baybee tomorrow so I won't be in. I'll need you to do the ordering for me, if you would."
Childfree: "Man, I'm doing a lot of extra work on account of you and that golden larva of yours..."
Breeder co-worker: "No, I have to leave early again to pick my baybee up from the sitter. Oh, and my sitter can't watch the baybee tomorrow so I won't be in. I'll need you to do the ordering for me, if you would."
Childfree: "Man, I'm doing a lot of extra work on account of you and that golden larva of yours..."
by For Whom The Bell Trolls August 5, 2007
Get the golden larva mug.What in lavalampation??
by ilikeapplesauce1234abcdef September 17, 2017
Get the lavalampation mug.When an individual shits or sharts their pants and is forced to reveal their awful mess when they eventually stand or when said stains eventually permeate their clothing. Often times standing or permeation propagates noisome fumes and provides imagery that is psychologically damaging to onlookers and is said to be "incapable of being unseen".
Laurence bent over and revealed a LaReal to the rest of the bus that could only be described as shockingly obscene.
That chick has some LaRealness going on in her pants.
We have to go, my LaReal is leaking through, and I think that chick on the elevator smelled it.
That chick has some LaRealness going on in her pants.
We have to go, my LaReal is leaking through, and I think that chick on the elevator smelled it.
by tinatwotits July 30, 2012
Get the LaReal mug.In the Greek system in American colleges, it refers specifically to a necklace bearing a fraternity's or sorority's letters. An accepted gift of a lavalier, called lavaliering, indicates a romantic commitment that may develop into a long term engagement, and marriage.
"Oh my god, Johny lavaliered me!"
"Maybe if ur lucky i'll let u wear my letters for a day!! Ill lavalier you.."
"Maybe if ur lucky i'll let u wear my letters for a day!! Ill lavalier you.."
by Rodling April 20, 2009
Get the Lavalier mug.(noun): term used to refer to a lost kitty and a ferocious lioness who fall in love under odd circumstances. The members of a larvans tend to fall into deep, unequivocal love strangely quick, and often spend inexplicable amounts of time sleeping under tables. Separating members of a larvans is extremely dangerous, as they often claw and purr until they reunite.
Fun frat dude: Yo bro, bring those plates of bacon and eggs over here so we can get come protein, breakfast-style.
Concerned frat dude on-looker: Bro, watch out! There is a larvans under that kitchen table! You know it'll freak out if you get too close.
Fun frat dude: Woah, thanks bro. That could have gotten ugly. I for sure didn't want that cat purring at me all day.
Concerned frat dude on-looker: Bro, watch out! There is a larvans under that kitchen table! You know it'll freak out if you get too close.
Fun frat dude: Woah, thanks bro. That could have gotten ugly. I for sure didn't want that cat purring at me all day.
by JR the cabbie May 20, 2011
Get the Larvans mug.