Lantern

A flashlight rip-off.

Lantern is the dildo flashlight.

by Itz KittyPinkiez June 24, 2024

lantern flies

Native to Vietnam and China. Invasive to everywhere else. Currently fucking up the east coast of the u.s

“Dude, I killed so many lantern flies yesterday. I really care about nature.”

by TissuesAreCool September 24, 2019

Lantern Test

Nurse slang; it means to shine a pen light in a patient's mouth and see their eyes light up (i.e., they have no brain.)

She thought Smucker's could be used as contraceptive jelly. I think she'd fail the lantern test.

by Nurse Whitney June 1, 2013

lantern jawed

having a protruding jaw like popeye the sailor

sweet pea: gosh uncle popeye! how can you eat that whole can of spinach at one go?
popeye: it's because of me lankern jawed jaw (lantern jawed jaw)

by marquess of carabbas October 27, 2007

lantern-sessed

Being extremely obsessed with a person. Like over the top-notch obsessed with someone. So obsessed that it's annoying.

Helpy: Hey guys, Sakura is online!
Germ: Jesus Christ, are you lantern-sessed with her smh.

by anonymous September 22, 2018

lantern head

A person who isn't very bright. Itelligence is as dim as an old fashioned lantern

thAt boy fred is such a lantern head he keeps trying to unscrew that bolt with a hammer.

by bubba1970 December 22, 2010

Lantern of Socrates

When one has so many orgasms in a short period of time, that your balls and taint can no longer co-exist with each other and are forced to combine into a super structure, called the Lantern of Socrates

" dude i plowed that chick so much last night"
" be careful man, i knew this guy, yea, hes got a Lantern of Socrates now"
" whoa"

by MTDEW6678 July 19, 2007