La La Landed

When a couple breaks up because it is "right person, wrong time", with the expectation of getting back together a year or more later, but when they meet again one of them has moved on.

yo, my homie Ryan got la la landed as fuck. Casey even said she'd be willing to try again after her senior year was over.

by insomniacwithnightmares September 23, 2017

Eagle has Landed

part of speech: idiom

Originally used by Neil Armstrong when the first man-made craft (the "Eagle") landed on the moon, now used to indicate the completion of a "mission objective".

1. Neil Armstrong: Houston, the Eagle has landed.

2. Criminal #1: Are you inside?
Criminal #2: The Eagle has landed.

3. Jim: So, did you sleep with Allison yet?
Tim: Dude, the Eagle has landed.

by InfrequentNinja January 30, 2004

langed

When a sports better is on the same wager as Brandon Lang.

Billy: I was on Clemson -3 in the Orange Bowl but they ended up losing by 40! What the fuck happened?

John: Simple, you got Langed!

by pleasedontfirelang January 7, 2012

linned

A person named Linned is usually shy at first but when you get to know them they can be very talkative. They can be very indecisive, take everything to the extreme, and are can be very complicated.They can make people laugh, but can sometimes offend people, when they don't mean too. But they are still fun to hang with. They usually have brown eyes and brown hair. You can't really relay on them in certain things. They usually get influenced by others. Linneds can be cruel. Many people will judge a Linned because they may appear mean,but when you get to know them they are nice, caring, and sweet. Linneds would not back down when they know their right.

1)If you have a problem and you go to a Linned they won't mind comforting you.

2) Linneds will make a joke such as your breath smells like onions and annoy you, without them knowing it hurt you inside.

3)If you argue about a topic with a Linned and they don't believe in what you say they well say anything to make what they believe right.

by mannnnnnnny May 16, 2014

Dals Långed

A place for them real gangstas, only real niggas live here. We got them hoes, them cash, them swag. Fuck your fake town. Believe dat.

Dals Långed is the craziest town in Sweden, don't go there if you don't got a gang with weapons nigga.
This is a warzone.

Example 1.
-Nigga you crazy, what the fuck.
-I'm from Dals Långed, I bust a cap in yo' ass nigga.
-Daaaamn.

Example 2.

-Ey homie, where them hoes at?
-They probably in Dals Långed.
-FUCK THEM LIL' CRACKERS.

by A real nigga G February 8, 2013

The Eagle Has Landed

The sexual position which requires one partner, and an RC airplane. To perform the position, you must first have the RC airplane on the man's erect penis, representing the runway for the plane. When all the flight checks meet standards, you may take off, being sure the penis is used as a proper runway. When the airplane is in the air, the other partner must then bend over to simulate the runway in which the plane will land after its journey around Europe. Once all the sights have been seen, you can then proceed to land the plane in the runway , which is the other partner's anus. Then the position is finished with the man ejaculating and shouting, "The Eagle has Landed!"

I finally convinced my wife to do the eagle has landed with me, and I even let her be the pilot. It was a blast!

by TheEagleLander December 8, 2014

landed gentry

wealthy aristocrats (and/or nobles and/or merchants) living on manorial estates in the countryside and owning slaves or serfs.

Landed gentry, exempt from mandatory military under Catherine The Great of Russia, retired to their estates to live like hedonists; this is part of the reason why Russian society actually degenerated to the point of revolution by 1917.

by Uncle Dimma February 18, 2014