landlining

The smoking of illegal substances in a phone booth, typically out of desperation. Usually performed in large cities such as Budapest.

"Dude, I am sick of walking around looking for a place to smoke, are you down for some landlining?"

by kifli1 February 15, 2010

Landonator

a person exhibiting the most cool in the room at the time

"Whoa that guy over there; he's a total Landonator

by LandotheDrummer July 16, 2008

Landline

Least attractive person in a couple you hook up with in order to get to the most attractive one. Named after the landline that no one really wants in a cable company's "triple play" (internet + TV + landline). Can also be used as a verb.

It was obvious that the guy was clearly more into my boyfriend than into me, but I still went along with it. I was clearly landlined.
This chick was so hot but she wouldn't do anything without her husband, so I went ahead and got the landline.

by lelaroquais August 15, 2017

Landline

(slang) Home telephone number in a rural area.

Our farm's landline is (334) xxx-xxxx.

by Brian November 26, 2003

Langelina

The thing Landon bowtie wants the most but can never have but he always on his knees begging for it

Man I just want langelina to be real

by Landonfavroiteperson April 8, 2019

Landline

A old ass phone. Something you dont want.ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE DIAL UP.

Who the fuck still uses a landline?

by DanTheMan0001 December 8, 2022

Ryan andolina

An attention whore

That kid is such a Ryan Andolina.

by Kisskissbby October 4, 2017