Landmined

A term used to describe a object typically small and sharp , that someone else has already stepped on and left for someone else to find . Usually as humor trap !

Tim - ow what the hell ! Ron - lol I see you found that landmined I've stept on 3 time and left fo you !

by dragonboy8586 October 23, 2020

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Landmine

The thin version of a grenade.

Mike: Dude, these girls are fucking landmines!

by Lennent July 30, 2010

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Bosnian landmine

Where the male/female takes a dump on the partners chest then once done the partner slaps in a downward motion to create a messy splatter of excrement on the floor

hey Jim, I just witnessed a couple trying out a Bosnian landmine

by IMVeryCreativeWithMyNames April 23, 2014

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Conversational landmine

A phrase or statement that is extremely inappropriate to say to whoever you are talking to. Often said accidentally when mixing up close friends and relatives.

Guy: "Well at least she isn't bald due to cancer..."

Female friend: "What the hell did you just say?!?"

Guy: "Shit, looks like I just stepped on a conversational landmine..."

by Stolen0xD July 17, 2012

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When walking through a park and you nearly step in human feces and on closer examination, you see a condom within the softened stool. More disgusting when still steaming. These are usually created in the darkness of night with only two people present. The unsuspecting victim will then carelessly step on to the Latex Landmine the following morning. This is usually followed by gagging, vomiting and a hot shower. Latex Landmines are commonly sited as reasons for homophobia.

I nearly stepped in a Latex Landmine a few months ago at a local park. There was no questioning in how is was created. It has been the subject of many conversations with my friends. I am no longer a fan of homosexual relations. Please keep this activity at home!

by D-Ram April 14, 2010

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