lardbeast

a person who is too fat for words but you want to bone anyway.

That girl at the other end of the bar is such a fucking lardbeast. You should go get her number for me.

by Kushboo June 30, 2010

landbastard

another more accurate term for someone who rents out property

My damn landbastard tried to put up my rent by 34%, when rent control says the maximum increa1se is 10%

by Josephine The Cat July 6, 2024

landbastard

A term for landlord that is gender neutral

My landbastard just tried to increase my rent by 3 times what is allowed by rent control

by Josephine The Cat July 6, 2024