Lancing

Lancing is a large town in the south of england, 20 minutes from Brighton that is now home to a huge amount of chavs that live on one of many neighboring council estates. Rife with drugs and crime, a trip to one of these estates may be your last, as might a trip to somerfield as they congregate outside it of an evening. The only area able to escape this invasion is North Lancing, an area full of expensive houses and lovely quiet roads. Disturbingly, this is where a lot of Lancing's chavs live and probably where the LSM Crew (Lancing Sompting Massive)yes, really, was formed. All of the chavs from Lancing go to Boundstone Community College, where 99% of the students there have fallen victim to the chav epidemic.

Typical Lancing teenager:

'Oiii Chaz wana go sit outside Somerfield? Well bangin im well 'ardcore'

by Emo Ranger November 6, 2008

free-lancing

the act of not wearing any underwear as a human male. Your penis (lance) hangs free in your pants.

question: dude, you want to come over?
responce: yeah, i'm currently free-lancing at a big firm. Can we meet later today?

by roelfo June 29, 2015

Free Lancing

Going full on retard

Bryan was free Lancing when he misspelled half the words in the email he sent his boss.

by The Real Bossman June 6, 2018

lanching

a play in rugby, similar to a rolling maul, where every forward binds on to the ball carrier creating an unstoppable rush similar to that of an avalanche

Shanahan Rugby is the finest lanching team in Chester County and possibly the United States. Ben Green is to lanching what Bill Gates is to Windows.

by Ben Green June 6, 2007

labeling

Anything you call another person. Including groups or a lifestyle.

I'm so fucking tired of labeling!

by smartest teenager ever! June 29, 2006

Canceling class

1. When one makes the choice for themselves not to attend class; generally a college class.

2. Skipping class

Often brought about by late nights, laziness, and reluctance to sit through pointless and/or mind-numbing lectures.

Used by students for its more positive connotations, i.e., one would sooner say "I cancelled two of my classes this Monday" than "I skipped two classes this Monday."

3. The opposite of excellence. Canceling class is not condoned by parents, teachers, and administrators alike.

Brittany: I've done so well this semester: I haven't canceled a class yet!
Allison: My Government teacher is boring, so I've canceled his class twice so far. I am canceling class again this afternoon.
Brittany: That's not very excellent of you.

by RO-b'f February 5, 2010

lancing

When two guys reverse scissor each other to have anal sex with each other at the same time.

Lee spent the weekend Lancing with Rocky in Seattle.

by Truthwriter November 18, 2007