Lamp Post

A hot girl typically with a big juicy ass. This phrase is used as code so as to not alert your surroundings that you are highly turned on by the voluptuous figure that lies before you.
Person 1: Duuuuuuuude check out that lamp post
Person 2: Hoooooooollllyyyyyy
Person 3: What the fuck is a lamp post
by Elbow Picke July 18, 2020
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Lamp Post

Someone who is extremely tall, usually a boy.
Friend Josh: "Wow, you see that really tall boy over there?"
Friend Rose: "Yeah, that's Julian! He's such a lamp post."
by roseissocoolomg March 25, 2017
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lamp post

A dog's idea of a tiolet.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
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Lamp-post

- a bitch that has blonde hair that represents the bulb

- Something most people dont care about but is always around

- always covered in some sort of shit

-Ill treated so looks horrid
Lamp-post - Sketty blonde tramp that's got fucked up makeup
by DCthemakerofthelamppost June 16, 2011
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Wet Lamp Post

Sexual activity, where the male's penis is drenched in a beverage (such as alcohol) and then sucked clean by a partner.
"Hey foxy grandpa, can I give you a wet lamp post?"
by Webster That's Me November 21, 2011
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Lamp post

One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how
I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?
by TamChanUwU November 06, 2021
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