Lamp post 

Something people like to commit random drunk acts around.

"Baker danced around a lamp post"

Lamp post by shlovesyou April 19, 2009

lamp post 

A dog's idea of a tiolet.

Let's piss up the lamp post!

lamp post by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Lamp post 

One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how

I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?

Lamp post by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021

Lamp-post 

- a bitch that has blonde hair that represents the bulb

- Something most people dont care about but is always around

- always covered in some sort of shit

-Ill treated so looks horrid

Lamp-post - Sketty blonde tramp that's got fucked up makeup

Lamp-post by DCthemakerofthelamppost June 17, 2011

Lamp post thursday 

when you get a really good idea.

hey guys its lamp post thursday!

Lamp post thursday by mjryan06 February 8, 2010

Wet Lamp Post 

Sexual activity, where the male's penis is drenched in a beverage (such as alcohol) and then sucked clean by a partner.

"Hey foxy grandpa, can I give you a wet lamp post?"

Wet Lamp Post by Webster That's Me November 21, 2011

Lamp posting 

"lamp posting" A term used to describe an internet user who will reply to a post they have no interest in, just to fulfil their urge to leave a mark on their surroundings, like a dog and a lamp post.

"Bob, your are lamp posting, just skip past the thread"

Lamp posting by Calibreton August 27, 2018