Lamp post

Former Aresnal and current Chelsea striker Olivier Giroud.

"Arsenal and Tottenham have gone and brought good players. Who have we bought? The lamp post from Arsenal"

"Back then we had Drogba. Who do we have now? That lamp post Giroud!!!"

by Angry rantman June 16, 2018

Lamp post

Something people like to commit random drunk acts around.

"Baker danced around a lamp post"

by shlovesyou April 19, 2009

lamp post

A dog's idea of a tiolet.

Let's piss up the lamp post!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Lamp-post

- a bitch that has blonde hair that represents the bulb

- Something most people dont care about but is always around

- always covered in some sort of shit

-Ill treated so looks horrid

Lamp-post - Sketty blonde tramp that's got fucked up makeup

by DCthemakerofthelamppost June 17, 2011

Wet Lamp Post

Sexual activity, where the male's penis is drenched in a beverage (such as alcohol) and then sucked clean by a partner.

"Hey foxy grandpa, can I give you a wet lamp post?"

by Webster That's Me November 21, 2011

Lamp post thursday

when you get a really good idea.

hey guys its lamp post thursday!

by mjryan06 February 8, 2010

Lamp post

One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how

I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?

by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021