Lakewood 

A large working-class suburb just west of Cleveland, OH. The coastline consists of wealthy older liberals in 1920s mansions. The West End is a party spot for 20 somethings. As for the rest of the place, it's a combination of normal suburban families, gays, trust fund-less broke hipsters, and drug addicted criminal scum. The neighborhood goes from decent to terrible in the blink of an eye depending on where you go. All the billboard ads are for HIV meds, abortion clinics, or drug rehab programs. There's good pizza though, if that's your thing.

I parked my car overnight in Lakewood and someone smashed the window and stole the stereo. Who the hell steals car stereos in 2018?

Last night at Mehalls I saw two drunk 40 year old trannies in a fist fight. Typical.

I took my grandparents to Pier W one time for dinner but after driving up 117th St they said they'd never do it again.

Lakewood by jimmy911 September 22, 2018

Lakewood 

A small town in New Jersey that no one knows about unless you live in ocean county.
Known mainly for its large Jewish population.
Also known for the lare amount of mexicans standing outside of the post office everyday trying to get picked up by construction workers for cheap labor.
The education is the worsest in the county dur to the fact that 33 percent of the students are mexican and more ten half dont speak english.
You will not get shot in lakewood high school maybe stabbed but now shot.
The princpal, Mr. Anderson, constantly gets confused with agent Smith from the matrix.
Do not make any racist comment in the town of lakewood especially in the KP's, MLK or highpoint or you might get killed.

white boy 1 (from neighboring towns Jackson, Brick or TomsRiver): Nigga please get that wack ass dro out my face
white boy 2: stfu steve do u know were we are
black boy 1: what te f*ck you say punk ass white boy
white boy 1: whats good nigga ::puts ups dapps::
black boy 1: ::beats te shit out of white boy 1 and 2 then steals there car leaving them in Lakewood::

Lakewood by q-dawg November 14, 2005

lakewood 

A small town in New Jersey that no one knows about unless you live in ocean county.
often confused for a large Jewish population.
The education is the bet in the county.
You will not get shot in lakewood high school maybe stabbed but now shot.
The princpal, Mr. Anderson, constantly gets confused with agent Smith from the matrix.

i love living lakewood.

lakewood by jamal kalim June 12, 2008

lakewood 

the greatest soccer club in the world!
from saskatoon saskatchewan.

lakewood beat the other team 30-0!!

lakewood by jshtfjkhsgkf December 25, 2007

Lakewood 

A small town in South Western New York where there’s absolutely nothing to do but drink excessively, smoke loads of weed or go to the local Wegmans. It’s a town where everyone knows everybody and you can’t do jack shit without someone knowing your business. Every now and then you’ll find a decent human being, but other than that it consists of rich white kids, or not so rich white trash. If you are considering moving here, don’t. Unless you want to to be bored shitless. There’s a mini golf course tho… whoop de doo.

Teenager 1: Hey let’s hangout
Teenager 2: What do you wanna do?
Teenager 1: Let’s drive around to waste my gas!
Teenager 2: Good idea, we are in Lakewood after all!

Lakewood by meganthescallion September 7, 2021

Lakewood Ranch High School 

Where it is more than common that students get fucked up on drugs and other shit, constantly. You can't see the original concret because of all the dip spit and gum on the ground. Generally filled with gangsters and rednecks. There is literally no trouble in finding the drugs you want.

Lakewood Ranch High School...Damn

Lakewood Ranch High School by Yourniiig March 10, 2011

Lakewood highschool 

Lakewood highschool, WA is in fact hell. Filled with snakes and snitches. Usually every single bathroom has someone vaping and if you can get lucky, you can spot a rare occurrence of freshman fucking or taking pregnancy tests in the family bathroom. The staff is... I mean... there might as well not be any because they don't do shit. People walk around with juuls on their necks and what do they do? Nothing. If you go to lakewood I'm sorry this is coming from a Lakewoodian and I'm ashamed.

"Wow Lakewood highschool sucks"

Lakewood highschool by Mrs.lakewoodannon January 13, 2019