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Lakewood

A small town in South Western New York where there’s absolutely nothing to do but drink excessively, smoke loads of weed or go to the local Wegmans. It’s a town where everyone knows everybody and you can’t do jack shit without someone knowing your business. Every now and then you’ll find a decent human being, but other than that it consists of rich white kids, or not so rich white trash. If you are considering moving here, don’t. Unless you want to to be bored shitless. There’s a mini golf course tho… whoop de doo.

Teenager 1: Hey let’s hangout
Teenager 2: What do you wanna do?
Teenager 1: Let’s drive around to waste my gas!
Teenager 2: Good idea, we are in Lakewood after all!

by meganthescallion September 7, 2021