Lagging

The act of covering a toilet seat with paper so your arse does not touch the seat. Particularly used at Airports, Train Stations and on visits to Ireland

James: What's took you so long in shit room?
Nick: ah, I need to lay a little lagging first, someone had pissed on the seat :(

by Streaker30 November 10, 2009

lagative

Adjective- extremely slow moving or taking more than the average amount of time to complete a task.

Dimitri: "Nicky takes soo long to do anything."
Dylan: "He is for sure the most lagative person I've ever met."

by Dylan Sharp October 26, 2007

lagging

to be late or not show up at all to a precommunicated plan .

“I was supposed to see Mariah today, but she stay lagging!”

by mari.divine September 09, 2018

Lag

A phenomenon in video games where the game slows down. Many gamers do not have the mental capabilities to deal with said lag, causing them to go into mentally and physically destructive meltdowns.

Luke: *Playing Minecraft* Die n00bs!
{GAME LAGS}
Luke: FUCK! SHIT! FUCKIN LAG! AHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT DO I DO?!?! *cries hysterically before having a seizure and dying*.

No one attended his funeral.

by SlutVista September 26, 2014

lagful

to be full of lag; to be overwhelmed with tiredness that all you do is lag; to be really out of it and not want to do anything at all

I'm so full! I feel really tired and lagful.

by Federico Fierce April 03, 2010

lag

• when texting someone and the conversation is weak and or boring.

• too plain to talk to while texting/calling/ and or in person.

I don't flirt with you when we text because you lag much. our conversations are pretty boring.

I'm not talking to Becky because she's such a lag when we text. is really boring.

by slangtypeshit October 28, 2014

Lag

Every gamer's worst nightmare.

"OH SHIT!!!!! IM LAGGIN!!!!!!"

by xmancrushmonday April 11, 2015