If you are a fucking moron, you spell the word "lobotomy" incorrectly, indicating that you yourself need a "labotomy"
by luke_w December 28, 2005
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God, my piece of crap computer is such a lagboat, I can't even watch Asians get gangbanged on it anymore!
by Just this guy, y'know? January 11, 2009
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1. Someone who lags so hardcore on an online game that they are difficult to kill.
2. Someone who lags efficiently and of their own choosing, to avoid being killed.
HISTORY
To my knowledge, this term originated in the online game Subspace. Its usage has probably spread to many other games.
1. Someone who lags so hardcore on an online game that they are difficult to kill.
2. Someone who lags efficiently and of their own choosing, to avoid being killed.
HISTORY
To my knowledge, this term originated in the online game Subspace. Its usage has probably spread to many other games.
l33tz0rz> Omfg, he's bouncing likea bunny in the mating season.
Jiggawha> Yeah, that guy is such a laggot.
Jiggawha> Yeah, that guy is such a laggot.
by Chile Verde July 15, 2008
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by bullcrapper January 3, 2010
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2. A horriably painfull experience.
2. A horriably painfull experience.
"Are you going to fuck that girl Mary?"
"I'd rather give myself a grapefruit spoon labotomy than fuck Mary!"
"I'd rather give myself a grapefruit spoon labotomy than fuck Mary!"
by candyskull May 1, 2009
Get the grapefruit spoon labotomy mug.Surgery performed between 1900 and 1950 to cure mental illness of all types. The "Ice Pick Method", perfected by a Dr. Freeman, involved hammering an ice-pick type tool into the tear ducts of the eye, going through bone, and inserting the tool several inches into the frontal lobe of the brain. This was repeated several times in each eyelid.
The results of the surgery ranged from death to better than before the surgery - there were no real successes. The frontal lobe controls emotions and ambitions, and many patients who received labotomies would be quiet and have very flat personalities.
The labotomy has been discredited, less than 20 surgeries each year are performed on the brain to battle mental illness, and most of those surgeries are on patients with Parkinsons disease, to control their convulsions.
The results of the surgery ranged from death to better than before the surgery - there were no real successes. The frontal lobe controls emotions and ambitions, and many patients who received labotomies would be quiet and have very flat personalities.
The labotomy has been discredited, less than 20 surgeries each year are performed on the brain to battle mental illness, and most of those surgeries are on patients with Parkinsons disease, to control their convulsions.
by MatthewsAlmighty December 28, 2005
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