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Ludlow

A 10-square-mile retirement home on the Welsh border, UK. It is a fine place to go if you want to meet old people or chavs since there really isn't much else there.

Many Ludlovians also enjoy the pleasures of shagging sheep, an activity local to the bordering country of Wales.

In the heart of Ludlow is Sandpits, home of many a 13-year-old prostitute and their male counterparts who enjoy nothing more than swaggering around with an unlit cigarette hanging out of their mouth pretending to be "hard".
"I'll knock your fookin' 'ed in mate I'm from Ludlahhhhh!" - small child in Ludlow.
by fasc1nationstreet April 13, 2011
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Ludlow

A small town in Massachusetts where pot heads roam the streets and all people care about is soccer and Portugal.
Person 1- Dude, Ludlow won State champs in Soccer.
Person 2- I know, my pot dealer that lives there told me.
by Usheryourmother December 28, 2010
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the laidlow

Benn took Katie home and did the laidlow all over her floor
by grubber_de August 18, 2009
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LAWLOWNED

1. "LAWLOWNED" is a word used mostly in online games to show that you have "owned" someone in a way that is funny somehow.
2. a. "LAWLOWNED" be used in chat rooms to show that someone has been "owned" in real life in a humorous way. | b. This is usually used with a question mark at the end if you are unsure if the person was really "LAWLOWNED" or not.

SEE: own, owned, and lawl
1. I lawlowned you with that axe, dude!

2. a. Example 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me.
Example 2: LAWLOWNED!

b. Example 1: I have a test tomorrow at school.
Example 2: Lawlowned?
by CrazyChao December 20, 2007
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LayLow Logic

An initial premise, which is then defended by logical fallacies, including but not limited to Ad hominem attacks, Red Herrings and Association fallacies. When evidence is finally overwhelming that the parties' argument is false, they disappear. Hence, "LayLow Logic".

It needs to be noted that LayLow logic is a chronic behavior, and the individual accused of this has to demonstrate a consistent pattern of this behavior. One or two logical argument mis-steps, and disappearing because of embarrassment, does not make one guilty of "LayLow Logic". A chronic and pathological pattern must be present.

An additional corollary to LayLow Logic is that popularism and perceived peer respect play an impotent role. The party using LayLow Logic with attempt to defect with personal attacks or red herring diversions. In reality, this is party bidding for time, until the particular story drop off the front page of the web or blog site.
Gil claimed the mortgage interest deduction was key to many low income people holding their home. When it was demonstrated by a third party to the debate that most low income people are better off with the standard deduction, Gil disappeared. Since Gil had a chronic habit of this, he was soon accused of LayLow Logic.

Phil, as is normal, had been arguing a point on a blog, but as soon as the story dropped off the front page, Phil disappeared. Since Phil commonly did this, he was soon accused of "LayLow Logic".
by KirksMonkey December 20, 2010
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Laslow

Currently in immense pain and mental anguish. Wishes he could restart and live out his entire life from the very beginning, this time with the additional foresight of everything he now knows (all his current memories and knowledge).
Laslow has been trying to find God recently. He has been praying and begging to be granted and graced with a second chance at life.
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Kenneth Ludlow

Kenneth is a valiant warrior for the state of Ludlonia, based within North-East Moldova.
I love Kenneth Ludlow. He has brought pride and peace to our once desolate and corrupt country.
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