linkaholic

a person who devotes his life to sending people links via facebook, or other social media outlets

" i wish jhon would stop sending me those damn links, i swear he must send out about 6 a day! he's such a linkaholic."

by derpyderpyderpderp August 5, 2012

Slackaholic

someone who is chemically dependent on staying lazy

My slackaholic son spends everyday zoned out on the sofa watching reality TV, it’s a disease!

by deepvmusicsucks November 8, 2014

gackaholic

someone that does alot of crystalmeth. from the words "gacked" and "alcoholic". to be said as a joke to someone.

you get on one everyday, you damm gackaholic.

by S. 22nd street October 20, 2006

Blackaholic

A blackaholic is a white woman who only dates black men, and who always refuses to go out with white guys. She prefers black men because they are taller, more musical, more charming and also because they have bigger penises.

Blackaholics are not necessarily sluts, although sometimes they are mistakenly believed to be sluts.

Rosa is a blackaholic. Being herself white, she refused to go out with Michael because he is white. She told Michael that she only dates black men.

by Aliases February 2, 2013

jackaholic

One who is seduced greatly by the whiskey named Jack Daniels. Sometimes refers to the liquor as his/her husband.

Girl1: Holy moley, someone slept with my husband before I did! His cap is loose!
Girl2: You're such a jackaholic. (glug, glug, glug)

by cheeb January 28, 2003

Jackaholic

Someone who is skilled in the drinking of large quanitities of Jack Daniels, usually in an Alcoholic mannor.

see Jackism.

Man 1: Dude, you need to cut down on drinking jack...

Man 2: i would, but I'm a Jackaholic. It's a life choice, really.

by FroogleApollo April 2, 2009

lateaholic

A lateaholic is person who derives pleasure when coming late for an appointment, date or social event without regard for other people.

Has an addiction or chronic record of habitual tardiness for all gatherings.

Wants to be fashionably late but never cool to be one.

My nephew is a lateaholic he never comes in time for a social gathering.

by primonition December 20, 2015