Labatt Splats

A distinct, water-down, grotesque bowel movement, after a night of heavy drinking Canadian-made beer Labatt Blue.

"Ughh, dude, drinking all that Labatt Blue last night is catching up and I gotta drop some Labatt Splats."

by THC420 January 6, 2009

Latatem

A person who eats a cum cracker

Hunter is such a Latatem because he ate a fucking cum cracker! I cannot believe him.

by Spoopy Boi May 16, 2021

labatt blue

from canada it is the most crisp, delicious beer known to man-kind. It can also be used to describe the awesome level of something..see example below.

"Oh man that party lastnight was so Labatt blue!"

by miss labatt blue November 2, 2009

LABATYD

(Chat Expression) An acronym for 'Life's A Bitch and Then You Die'

Jen: Can you believe it? He only gave me a 3% raise!

Adam: Yeah, yeah, LABATYD.

by Valda Tichenor July 10, 2006

Lanatee

A land manatee, ie. a girl so obese that she resembles a manatee on land.

Yeah bra, I was hangin' with my bromigos at the club and we got attacked by a pod of lanatees. I was like nah..............

tubby
fat slut
fatty

by ThePopealope June 4, 2010

Lamated

Anything sexual or having to do with sex.

"I totally lamated that bitch last night."
or...
"Me and this girl lamated this other girl which lamated on me but I ended up the next morning lamated this black girl.."

by Mario and Charlene December 7, 2006

Labatud

Labatud, short for "Life's A Bitch And Then U Die".

The 'u' is used in the place of 'you' to make the word flow better.

John : Ouch! I just cut my finger
Hector : Labatud.

by Hecky May 5, 2009