vanilla long john 

A penis covered in ejaculate.

I busted such a large nut that my dong has jizzum frosting all along the shaft, a vanilla long john!!

vanilla long john by danglyballzjohn January 22, 2017

Oh Long Johnson 

A game named after the phrase spoken during play. An individual stands in a potentially dangerous location and counts how many times he can say "Oh Long Johnson" before moving out of harm's way. A primitive form, involving a train, was made famous in the 1986 film Stand by Me.

Jerry: Hey, get out of the way, Corey, that train's gonna hit you!
Wil: He's playing Oh Long Johnson.
Jerry: What?
Corey: Oh Long Johnson! Oh Long Johnson! Oh Long Johnson! Oh Lo---

Oh Long Johnson by froggypriza August 21, 2012

Raging Long John

To put a line of cocaine on ones boner and snort it off.

Julie just totally did a raging long john with randal.

Raging Long John by JackFrost11 July 24, 2011

chocolate long John 

An erect penis after having anal sex. penis cock dick boner woody hardon anal anus butt sex butt fuck

I had anal with my girlfriend right after she took a dump and got a chocolate long John.

chocolate long John by danglyballzjohn September 23, 2016

long john 

penis of extraordinary length

Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality

long john by thedudeman May 28, 2004

long john 

Long Underwear that is worn in the winter

Its cold outside I better wear my long johns so my balls don't freeze off!

long john by kow_heman February 25, 2005

Long John Piping 

When one engages in sexual intercourse with deep vigourous penetration whilst maintaining long strokes. This can apply to a one night stand or a long term lover.

E.G.

'How was your date last night?'

'Yeah it was alright.'

'Did you give her/him a Long John Piping?'

E.G.
'Was she/him still moody with you when you got home?'
'Yeah... Until I gave her/him a Long John Piping'

Long John Piping by Tonybaloney123 September 5, 2023