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Lonestar illusions

An idea of a Texas lifestyle, based on romanticized notions of Texas' history, culture, and daily life, that lead a person to have a misconceived conception of what a traditional Texas lifestyle entails. This idea is based on thoughts of Southern gentry, glamour, and the beauty of the Texas landscape.
Mary-Margaret always wanted to marry a Texas cowboy because she had Lonestar illusions of life on the ranch, when, in reality, it is a laborious and back-breaking lifestyle.
by GOPsound&fury October 27, 2010
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Lonestar Region Calendar Clearance

Rina Pressly talks for 1 hour straight and as a whole we don't do shit.
The Lonestar Region Calendar Clearance was absolutely fucking awful. You've gotta be shitting my dick.
by kbeast123 January 31, 2023
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Lone Star

A loner.

Lone Star, meaning what it says. A person who is usually alone or independent and enjoys their own company. Fits best if you are born in/from Texas.
She is definitely a lone star.
by Isis Inanna November 4, 2009
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Lone Star College

A junior college mostly in and around North Houston. People go here for one of a few reasons
1. They want to go straight into the workforce so they are going for a Tech Prep Degree such as Veterinary Technician, Computer information Technology etc.
2. They want to get a bachelors degree but cant afford 4 years in a University so they are getting basic courses out of the way so they can transfer.
3. They got shitty grades and couldnt get in anywhere else.
4. They dont really care about school but they want to say that they at least went to college.
by Sweet_Tea_Sipper July 25, 2011
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lodestar

Slang term for a brand of twinkly vibrator favored by Christian farm girls in Indiana.
"Mike, be a good boy and reach in the bedside drawer to get Lodestar for your Mother. but put some lard on it first!"
by Joe Sar September 5, 2018
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lonestarvoid

Im in desperate need of the lonestarvoid method 🙏 need to pull some bitches
by Devaint#4074 October 28, 2021
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Lone Star High School

a bunch of rich ass snobs thinking they are in the ghetto but really they are just as bad as Reedy Fucking High School. They don’t give shit for wakeland, which i don’t blame them. No one knows how to fucking WALK in the hallways cause they are all too busy taking drugs and talking shit. They are about as dumb as doorknobs at this fuckin school cause they are all horny ass teenagers who can’t go a day without getting their dick sucked or having sex in the school bathrooms. Which leads to making people walk WAY to FUCKING far for just a piss. In the end, Lone Star is only known for thing football and the idiot that runs it.
“Have you heard of Lone Star High School?”

“Yea that shit of a school is fuckin crazy”
by Daisy Prater October 15, 2018
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