Lootard

Half loser, half retard. Generally used for people who are so retarded that it makes them losers.

-''Omg i cut a hole in an apple, and stuffed cinamon inside it, and put it in the microwave, and it exploded! And now I'm eating it! HAHA ''.

-Wow, you're such a lootard...

by Ashbaay June 14, 2010

Lollard

One who uses "LOL" with such frequency it implies a total disconnection with the conversation and, thusly, reality.

From a portmanteau of "dullard" and "LOL."

A: If I weren't convinced it would go over your head, I'd refer to you as a Lollard (which is also a punning reference to the followers of the 13th century religious reformer John Wycliffe) to label your behaviour.

B: LOL!

A: ...but instead I'll point out that you're a giggling fucktard.

B: LOLOLOLOL!

A: Sigh...

by jimbles April 10, 2011

lobtard

A dismissive term for a person that fervently follows the teachings of Jordan Peterson
Modelled on libtard and Peterson's extensive use of lobsters in his book 12 rules for life

Gary dumped his girlfriend because she didn't read 12 Rules For Life. He's such a LobTard.

by WitchTomato August 25, 2020

Loptarded

An amalgamation of the words "lopsided" and "retarded". This describes a thing that is so completely out of place or alignment that it screws up the entire picture. Usually contributed to laziness.

You're going to have to redo your website, because your margins are all loptarded in Firefox.

by I Like Bread May 15, 2006

lotard

a mixture of a retard and a loser

Gosh, Ugine is such a lotard!

by Eric May 13, 2005

Lolitard

Either hardcore suporter or hardcore oposer of loli hentai. Depends on which side you ask. Somehow both sides came to use this word to describe the other side.

Lolitard: Bro I can't believe those Lolitards are defending child porn.
Lolitard: Bro I can't believe those Lolitards want to ban drawings.

by Swaggy Bookshelf February 4, 2021

Loptard

A person (male or female) that was born with Hydrocephalus and their skull has grown into a lop-sided melon, making them look retarded. The skull resembles the shape of a baseball that has been hit too hard by a bat.
Term normally used by select MTI's of the 323rd TRS.

1) "Hey, you leave that Loptard alone!"
2) "Holy freakin' crap Loptard, are you a damn communist?"

by Brett DeWeese May 15, 2006