lolhate

To sarcastically hate on something when you really don't hate whatever you're hating on. To hate on something for the sole purpose of laughter.

Today: Marissa, that fat ass bitch!
Tomorrow: I don't judge people based on their size.

Today: Fuck I hate Lil Wayne

Tomorow: lil li li lick you like a lolipop

"Man I fucking hate strippers! Let's go buy some lapdances lolhate"

by edwardskelter November 14, 2011

Lolaism

a religion/belief system based on belief in all the actions of LOLA Finola Mary Harris-Kessler Barry
Followers are known as LOLASTICS.

What religion are you?
Oh, I believe in Lolaism. Becoming Lolastic was the best thing that ever happened to me.

by StarredBoulevard October 27, 2008

lolbail

Used when you're totally screwed.

Jeffery: "Aight dude, I'm out. Later."
Bob: "Dude, what's that in your jacket..dude, is that my wallet?"
Jeffery: "lolbail!"

by LachieTastic June 23, 2008

lothai

A person whos lips are attached to anothers balls.

Hey casey did u get lothai'd tonight? yeh nig i took it deep.

by godson August 20, 2007

lolhard

When you laugh out loud....HARD. When you're uncontrollably laughing. Used mainly in text messages or over IM, not usually suitable to be said out loud. Just basically when you laugh out loud so much lol doesnt sum it up.

Convo over IM:

User 1: Sends friend funny image

User 2:"lolhard"

by tylertk December 8, 2009

lolpain

The expression used whenever you see a noob get completely and utterly pwnt™ in a situation you could have prevented

Noob: Hey, is this safe?
You: erm... yes...
Noob: *pokes* *dies*
You: lolpain!

by Susan™ October 13, 2006

lolphail

Phailing beyond all comprehension.

Wow, you just lolphail'd during that entire match of Galo.

by Metal Theory October 6, 2008