Lobsters

A rich persons version of crabs.

Donald Trump got lobsters after he hired a prostitute.

by qweef shady June 20, 2011

Lobsters

A form of Lice that is contracted by having sex with an expensive prostitute.

George: Dude, my pubes are fuckin' itching so badly.
Andy: But really?! That hooker you had sex with last night probably gave you crabs.
George: Na hell nah, fuck that. That whore was expensive.
Andy: Oh yea. That kind of money gets you lobsters.

by hotstreak864 April 6, 2009

Lobsters

The act of placing baby lobster into your vagina for sexual pleasure. The lobsters then plant their eggs in the uterus, and the eggs hatch. Removal of the lobsters is extremely difficult and painful.

Kyle played with seafood a little bit too often, and next thing you know, he got lobsters in his vaginal cheese.

by Kyle McFelch December 5, 2003

vag lobsters

A term used to describe particularly large and prominent lice of the pubic region on a woman. See also: crabs

"I was about to go down on this girl but then I came up with a mouthful of vag lobsters"

by Sgt pussyface September 8, 2017

labia lobsters

pubic lice or crabs

I went down on this bitch last night. When I looked in the mirror this morning, I had her labia lobsters in my eyebrows.

by unitpro1 January 1, 2010

mexican love lobsters

A couple vacationing in Mexico who get sunburned to a crisp and are laid up in their room for the rest of their trip.

While in Puerta Valarta, John and Becky, in their hotel bed, realized they were mexican love lobsters.

by Wally the Water Spider January 16, 2016

pubic lobsters

Similar to what commomn folk refer to pubic lice and/or crabs. The difference being the much more massive and intense grasp more prevalent when reffered to as a lobster. Dont want it. It sucks. Ask Tyler!

Fuckin pubic lobsters been camped out in my pubes now for like a month and still aint payed no rent. Motherfuckers!

by born 2b wilde September 26, 2006