LJSTFD

Acronym for Let's Just Shut This Fucker Down. To be said upon discovering alcohol fueled madness at a late hour in one's dwelling. Must be said after holding one's head in one's hands and running hand through hair with an exasperated look. Often paired with GTFO or the ego-syntonic PTFO (peace the fuck out).

Tom: "How many people in the hot tub?"
Drunk kid: "uh...10...no, 9"
T: "uh, LJSTFD. GTFO!"
D: "Oh fuck man, we gotta PTFO!"

by CAMOBLACKICEXXXXX June 18, 2009

ljs

ljs means:Lets Just Say

ljs he looked good today

by terror10 April 19, 2012

ljstra

ljstra was created march 6th, 2004, in denton texas, when an astronomical experiment failed due to excessive cloud-cover.

in essence ljstra is an amalgamation of two very capable Halo alter-egos, which, when combined, defy all previously set limits in wheel-of-fortune style gameplay.

ljstra can often be found frolicking on parkgrounds and college campuses, usually seeking a pond, where he/she will engage in the hunting of turtles.

those wishing to capture the elusive ljstra are encouraged to use a lure of either poorly secured apostrophe's and/or secluded movie-watching environments.

person: "OMG LOOK! ITS LJSTRA!!! ... aww he/she looks so happy!"
otherPerson: "well of course, its au to maatic!"

by stra March 6, 2005

LJs boyfriend

LJs is gay and he has a boyfriend and that is me (Bryce)

LJs boyfriend bryce is so gay like Lj

by Thefuckthismeans? March 19, 2021

ljsluts

Any girl who has a livejournal. Though the term "slut" might not imply in the traditional sense of being easy or giving up the ass, it's more often than not dead nuts on.

I went to a bar the other day where I heard some chicks screaming, "Hey, you're denisbaldwin."

Man, do I love ljsluts.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Ljs

Life just sucks

Wow, you had a 12 hour graveyard shift? Ljs

by DISISSUS July 28, 2021

ljstembridge

ljstembridge means you like to eat hairy butt

“you a ljstembridge type of guy”

by bootybuttlicker November 12, 2025