Mount Livestock Academy

Any core group of uppity, provincial xenophobes, especially in the Arts.

"I know his music sucks, but let's face it, he's tied in with the Mount Livestock Academy of the Performing Arts."

by Old Chicory January 4, 2010

tiny livestock

Another word used to describe crabs of the pubic region.

Dude, I can't stop itching my ballsac! These tiny livestock are on a stampede!

by The maja July 4, 2006

micro-livestock

Insects eaten as gourmet food.

Entomophagists have a wide choice of micro-livestock varieties: from grasshoppers that taste like chicken, to cockroaches eaten in East-Asian countries like Thailand!

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

Lovesock

a sock used to masterbate with.

Splatman is a no pussy getting mofo, he uses a lovesock.

by Josh October 31, 2004

lovestuck

lovestuck n.: to be stuck in love when you don't wish to be. you can't get them out of your mind, when you know they shouldn't be. as hard as you try, you have feeligs for them and they make you smile.

see lovestruck, in love, crush.

boy 1: dude, i'm lovestuck. i can't like jessica, but i know i do!
boy 2: maaaan. you know she's off limits!

girl 1: sally, i'm lovestuck. he's all i can think about!
girl 2: ohmygee! he's dating becky though!

by sophapoox33 May 13, 2009

lovesocket

A lovesocket is exactly what it sounds like, a socket for you too put your love into. Most notably a woman’s vagina. See also:

1. vagina
2. pussy

Hey Sarah, how would you like me to put my dingus in your lovesocket tonight?

Sure Justin, but could you make sure it doesn’t go off before you get it in there this time?

by GymDave October 29, 2018

lovestick

A penis, especially with relation to a female.

That woman you had illegitimate relations with last night had a lovestick.

by Marshall Ananas January 23, 2007