Where the man sticks his nose into the vagina and farmer blows, all while shoving his fist 8 3/4 inches up her ass until you see your fist pushing up against innards. The man masturbates... The nearby animal, usually a small mammal, runs up the man's dick hole so jizz flies everywhere.
by CameronDDDDDDDDD December 6, 2013
Get the Colorado Lightning Rodmug. A move originating in the lower east side of Norwegia meaning to remove the penis from a women/mans anus and while the shitter is still opened taking a piss into the conerging butthole.
The Norwegian Lightning Rod is actually illegal in Norwegia but still pretty common in poverty stricken places in the country.
by hunty goertz April 13, 2010
Get the The Norwegian Lightning Rodmug. by Rod shocker May 5, 2022
Get the Lightning Rodmug. go to an open field and strip yourself naked. lay in the grass and wait until your penis gets hard. then you place a piece of metal on/near your balls ( have your nuts at least touching the metal) when a thunderstorm comes be prepared
by CmTx P33p3RM4N June 13, 2009
Get the north american lightning rodmug. When a man is drastically outnumbered by female partners, so much so that an AED is on standby. If he flatlines, and the AED is utilized to try to resuscitate him with a shock, a “Lightning Rod” occurs if a partner is still riding him while he is being shocked.
This can also be done by tazing a man who is actively having sex with a partner.
This can also be done by tazing a man who is actively having sex with a partner.
When ol’ Hugh had a heart attack while in the midst of his foursome that poor model got a jolt from his lightning rod when the AED was set off
by TSJM October 28, 2021
Get the Lightning Rodmug. When you're irritated at a lot of small things and someone draws all of your anger to redirect at them like a lightning rod in a storm.
"I didn't mean to snap at you, you were just lightning rodding so hard."
"You're not upset with me, I'm just a lightning rod."
"You're not upset with me, I'm just a lightning rod."
by SanjuroMartell December 11, 2016
Get the lightning roddingmug. 1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.
by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021
Get the Mexican Lightning Rodmug.