Life, Reality, and Time

The three main illusions brought on by an absence of alcohol.

"After Dan woke up on Monday, he experienced heavy symptoms of Life, Reality, and Time."

by Lily_of_Geeks May 16, 2009

Joke of a life time

When a whore ass bitch giving you oral. You tell her a joke as you cum. So it comes out the nose.

Know that bitch Stacy from the party last night. Yeah I have that bitch a “joke of a life time”

by MoneyEater69 September 19, 2020